From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD
An exciting new development...
... in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours with no sustenance?
Hire-A-Mum provides regular support, when you need it most.
Oh, thank you!
No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum has you covered.
We have the Chef Mum with 25 years of restaurant experience.
Who can whip you up healthy nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the Tradie Mum.
Who can fix anything & everything.
Including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.
Only $75 an hour
We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in...
...mathematics, business, and psychology.
Able to help you with your...
...university assignments.
For the low low price of $100 per hour per subject.
Our scientist have been working...
...day & night to bring you patented temperature control technology.
-Bye Mum. -Just wait.
Bye love.
All of our Mums are standing by.
Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only & at no extra cost
...our Mums come equipped with morale boosting capabilities.
And I cant even believe that he broke up with me, you know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry...
...cold...
...or just need some love.
Why not Hire-A-Mum?