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<i>From the people who brought you[br]RENTAL DAD...</i>

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<i>...An exciting new development[br]in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours[br]with no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...</i>

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<i>....regular support, when you [br]need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum[br]has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mum with 25 years[br]of restaurant experience. Who can...</i>

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<i>...whip you uphealthy nutritious meals [br]for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mum.</i>

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<i>Who can fix anything &amp; everything.[br]Including the kitchen sink. More...</i>

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<i>...reliable than plumber or builder.[br]Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.</i>

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<i>Only $75 an hour. We have [br]the Tutor Mum with PhD in... </i>

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<i>...mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your university[br]assignments. For the low low price of...</i>

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<i>...$100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientist have been working day &amp;[br]night to bring you patented temperature...</i>

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<i>...control technology.</i>

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-Bye Mum.[br]-Just wait.

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Bye love.

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<i>All of our Mums are standing by.</i>

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<i>Waiting to be dispatched [br]as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only &amp; at no extra cost[br]Our Mums come equipped with...</i>

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<i>morale boosting capabilities.</i>

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And I cant even believe that he broke up[br]with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry,...</i>

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<i>...cold,...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love.</i>

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<i>Why not Hire-A-Mum?</i>