From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD...
...An exciting new development in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours with no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...
....regular support, when you need it most.
Ah, thank you!
No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum has you covered.
We have the Chef Mum with 25 years of restaurant experience. Who can...
...whip you uphealthy nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the Tradie Mum.
Who can fix anything & everything. Including the kitchen sink. More...
...reliable than plumber or builder. Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.
Only $75 an hour. We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in...
...mathematics, business, and psychology.
Able to help you with your university assignments. For the low low price of...
...$100 per hour per subject.
Our scientist have been working day & night to bring you patented temperature...
...control technology.
-Bye Mum. -Just wait.
Bye love.
All of our Mums are standing by.
Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only & at no extra cost Our Mums come equipped with...
morale boosting capabilities.
And I cant even believe that he broke up with me, you know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry,...
...cold,...
...or just need some love.
Why not Hire-A-Mum?