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<i>From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD...</i>

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<i>...an exciting new development
in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...</i>

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<i>....regular support, when you 
need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum
has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mum with 25 years
of restaurant experience. Who can...</i>

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<i>...whip you uphealthy nutritious meals 
for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mum.</i>

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<i>Who can fix anything &amp; everything.
Including the kitchen sink. More...</i>

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<i>...reliable than plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.</i>

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<i>Only $75 an hour. We have 
the Tutor Mum with PhD in... </i>

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<i>...mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your university
assignments. For the low low price of...</i>

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<i>...$100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientist have been working day &amp;
night to bring you patented temperature...</i>

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<i>...control technology.</i>

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-Bye Mum.
-Just wait.

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Bye love.

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<i>All of our Mums are standing by.</i>

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<i>Waiting to be dispatched 
as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only &amp; at no extra cost
Our Mums come equipped with...</i>

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<i>morale boosting capabilities.</i>

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And I cant even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry,...</i>

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<i>...cold,...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love.</i>

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<i>Why not Hire-A-Mum?</i>