So you are now watching the shaytard vlog
just sit back relax follow along
to the things shay says to the things shay does
to the cool family and just because
he's put his life on line for you
he's done it for a year lets hope for two
I'm ready for a video so let it be clear
hey he's vlogging here
what does that mean what does that mean
It means I get to go down the water slide
ok so ive just been watching...
this kids looking at me
Hi sorry I'm just vlogging hows it going dude
he kept turning around like is this guy talking to me
whos this big hairy man in the locker room whos talking while hes walking behind me
so we are at the pool today
mommytard and the kids are already here
and I'm just coming here and
it looks like everybody is having a lot of fun
out in the hot sun so lets go see the kids shall we
whats up you swimming?
Did she go down the water slide
No not yet
Can she go down
we were waiting for you
think shell do it
i dont know
were going to make her she has to
have the other kids gone down it
yeah the other two have
babbytard lets see your writstband
do you got your wristband
shes like whats a wristband
you want to go down the waterslides with daddy
she went with that one at sevenpeaks that huge one
we ate crap bad
well this one she has to go by herself
oh you have to go by yourself OooOo
yeah
babytard can you down the slide by yourself?
you can do it
you want to go up there and do it with daddy
ill catch you daddy will catch you at the end
you want to try it?
yeah
shes like uhh
shes a little nervous
me and babbytard are going to go down the waterslide
and i got my waterproof camera
do you want to hold the camera
should i let her hold it as she goes down
and see if she can like film it all
well try it ill just let babytard hold this camera going down the slide
are you going to go down first so you can grab it.
I think I'll go down second
look can you film yourself
thatd be so funny
i'll go down... cause i think i shouldn't go down first
cause what if she gets stuck up there
i'll have to make sure
she goes downt then ill go down after her
well carlie will be up there too
ok ok here we go
ok here we go
here goes babytard up the stairs
you know how you go up these stairs
everybodys wet from being in the water
so water just drips down constantly and carlie is...
right here in my mouth
she thinks its urine that dropping down
did you guys know that its all pee that dropping down here
everybodys up there peeeing and its dropping down here
eww gross
ok suntards coming
wohoo nice
ok im not sure whos next
i was skidding around
oh i think its shay i think it is
i was skidding around
were you awesome
woohoo
yaaay
did you think that was funny
i just got yelled at cause i layed down on the slide
no laying down
on the slide you might have too much fun
ok whos next
babytard
oh gosh she is not going to like that
she did not like that
nope did not like that
oh your ok was that scarry
here comes carlietard
oh no no no coopers coming down
oh cooper
oh cooper hes a little baby
get him get him get him
yeah hes crying
was that awesome
hes a good sport
that was awesome dude
here comes mommy watch
you liked it
here comes mommy
you did
look here she comes
you see her butt going through the tube
here comes mommys butt
....butt
we saw your butt we were all looking at it
yep
awesome
well everybody out of the pool
we got to check for poop
and glass and dead people
babbytard was that fun
or was it too fast
you want to do it again
no
aww look at this stud muffin
just lapsing in the pool kicking
the day away in the shallow end
got two hot chicks
next to him hey hot chicks
you having fun rocktard?
im in a dream its like im ina boat
no im a cast away theres no more bananas
were are all the bananas on the beach
ooohhh
theres mommy
mommytard mommmytar you excited
im so pumped i have just been waiting for this all day
you pumped
wait lets see is your fauxhawk
we need ultimate aerodynamics
no spitting or urinating
here goes mommytard
ok here we go
bye
babytard couldn't hold the camera last time
so sontard is going to do it this time you guys ready
ready
yeah
good
wave
hes a junior vlogger
keep sitting up with your feet in front of you
dont lay down dont roll over dont stop
and you can go
im going down the slide
oh geez
did you guys have fun
did you totally scream the whole time
yeah
that was awesome
k we got to watch for dad
did you do a good job
i figured out how to zoom too late
oh did you
we were on the stairs
me and sontard were like lets get a sweet
handshake that we can do
like after we come down the slide
so after we come downt he slide and we want to celebrate our victory
we have a special handshake
so we were practicing it on the stairs up there
so as soon we got down the slide we can do the handshake
in victorious celebration
here we go
ready dawg
exploion
what
waht
ok princesstard and babytard
are you shivering are you cold
who we got here on the lazy river
we got me
is that mommytard
hi
hey
on the lazy river
go under the water
go swim over there and i'm going to film you
go go
ok
ok im giong to swim under the water with son
tard on my back
ok hold on tight you ready
ok you guys
sontard is going to swim down as far as he can
on the lazy river
and try to hide from me
then i got to swim down underwater
if you couldn't hear what i said
i said and find him
whos that
were in the lazy river and
were going to pass the bridge
you know how on lazy rivers theres
usually a bridge you go over
so im going to lift princesstard up and
shes going to grab on to the bridge
and like hang on it
and then im going to let her go
then ill catch her
ok so here we go
whose this over here mommytard
whos this little baby boy
floating in the lazy river
in his captains hat
princesstard are you ready
are you excited
hey you have to hang on for as
long as you can then then let go and ill catch you k
let go let go
hey why are you crying were doing stunts
benny
benny and the Jets
i dont know that song
you dont know this song
elton john
i ... that part but i dont know the whole tune
the whole tune
do you guys like my glasses these are carlies
and i stole them
show us your new bangs
these ones are yours and i stole them
you have mine turn your head
i don't know where these came from
I love the new bangs
... with the bangs dawg
I love your bangs
well there already falling
whatd you do a little curl
my hair dosnt stay were i put it ever
mommytard has straight hair
shes still hot though
i guess well keep her around just cause her hair doesnt
stay where it is suppossed to be
well were going out to dinner
does anybody ever
mine does i just stick this little hat on it
and it doesnt go no wheres
we got a babysitter for the kids
were going to go out to dinner
then maybe watch a movie
its friday night how special
so special
were going to go see im so pumped
with zac galafanacaalcanacalas
zacafanacalacas
wait wait wait what
yeah we are going to see the dinner for schmucks video
movie video movie
we are
did you talk to carlie about this
yeah i told her were not watching that stupid zac efron movie
i'd freaking rather shave my left testicale before i saw that
what
now the jokes are being put away
so we are on a date
were on a date
im on a date with two
these are carlies dates hi
im eliminating one by the end of the night
well see who i go home with
if we past the test
ladies you got to each spend alone time
with your date
shes not quite eighteen that could...
looks like i already won this one
i love these new bangs
can you please not put that in there
i don't want to deal with those comments
match dot co
put this on eharmony dot com
eharmony eharmony dot tard
hey carlie you want to tell them about
our video idea
no
lets tell them
no i hate it
you said you liked it
ok so were going to do a bachelor
dating game
for carliestyle
i was showing you with the
ok duck down the sun comes in
oh wow its bright its bright
ok so what we are going to do is a contest
umm guys
are we really doing this
from what ages twenty one
from sixteen
sixteen to seventy-five
you can submit an application to date my sister
if you have a car you basically apply
if you have modes of transportation
desperate
that you can take kids to daycare with
you can date my sister
or even a bike with a buggy
do you have a backpack even a large satchel
you can date my sister
satchel
its a purse
oh i love guys with satchels
thats what you should really look for
like ted bundy
ted bundy
i don't know
if i have a hangover...
ok how was dinner ladies
yummy amazing so good
thanks shaycarl
shaycarl bought us dinner
i bought you dinner
hes on a date with one two three four
i bought all these chicks dinner
you guys better put out latter tonight
we will we totally we
i tell you what
i don't know about that
ok so we have a singer amongst us
and shes going to sing
and shes not going to be nervous
don't be nervous lets hear it
what one
what do you think
whats your favorite
this is her sister
i really like the elvis one
elvis one
how how does it start
ok i got it i got it i got it
wise man
ok
just ok
you bettter be good
or i will punch you in the face
look shes like shes not very good im like whoosh
lets hear it dawg
ok
wise men say
only fools rush in
but i can't help fallling in love with you
ladies will you do backup please
i dont thinks so
thank you
its elvis
ok keep going keep going sorry
i thought were going to do a backup
shall i stay
would it be a sin
for i cant help falling in love
with you
nice
britney paige
the asian ladies were very intimidated
there just walking
the parking lot
they are
ok whatd you think rocktard did you love
he loved ok now were going to the movie
lets go to the movie
here we are in idaho
we are in idaho
check out..this is what you do when you come to the movies
you sit on hay and you look at the movies
what movie you guys waiting for
inception
inception you guys are on the fourth level
of dream world and your sitting on the hay
in a state called idaho
it was a great movie you guys seen it yet
no
oh i just ruined it for you im sorry
just kidding
bye
were going to go see umm
whys it dinner with the falkers i want to say
whats it called
dinner schmucks
it should be called dinner...
we just had the dinner with the schmucks
and i'm the schmuck
and i'm pretty sure carlie brought the best date
carlie's the biggest schmuck
or collette
oh you guys are the schmucks
schmucks dinner with the schmucks
up top
oh did you guys just hit each other in the face
almost
they just hit each other in the face
you ready
you excited
yes
we did it again
are you excited are you excited
ok were going to go see the movie
are you excited are you guys excited
are you excited carlie
im pumped