So you are now watching the shaytard vlog just sit back relax follow along to the things shay says to the things shay does to the cool family and just because he's put his life on line for you he's done it for a year lets hope for two I'm ready for a video so let it be clear hey he's vlogging here what does that mean what does that mean It means I get to go down the water slide ok so ive just been watching... this kids looking at me Hi sorry I'm just vlogging hows it going dude he kept turning around like is this guy talking to me whos this big hairy man in the locker room whos talking while hes walking behind me so we are at the pool today mommytard and the kids are already here and I'm just coming here and it looks like everybody is having a lot of fun out in the hot sun so lets go see the kids shall we whats up you swimming? Did she go down the water slide No not yet Can she go down we were waiting for you think shell do it i dont know were going to make her she has to have the other kids gone down it yeah the other two have babbytard lets see your writstband do you got your wristband shes like whats a wristband you want to go down the waterslides with daddy she went with that one at sevenpeaks that huge one we ate crap bad well this one she has to go by herself oh you have to go by yourself OooOo yeah babytard can you down the slide by yourself? you can do it you want to go up there and do it with daddy ill catch you daddy will catch you at the end you want to try it? yeah shes like uhh shes a little nervous me and babbytard are going to go down the waterslide and i got my waterproof camera do you want to hold the camera should i let her hold it as she goes down and see if she can like film it all well try it ill just let babytard hold this camera going down the slide are you going to go down first so you can grab it. I think I'll go down second look can you film yourself thatd be so funny i'll go down... cause i think i shouldn't go down first cause what if she gets stuck up there i'll have to make sure she goes downt then ill go down after her well carlie will be up there too ok ok here we go ok here we go here goes babytard up the stairs you know how you go up these stairs everybodys wet from being in the water so water just drips down constantly and carlie is... right here in my mouth she thinks its urine that dropping down did you guys know that its all pee that dropping down here everybodys up there peeeing and its dropping down here eww gross ok suntards coming wohoo nice ok im not sure whos next i was skidding around oh i think its shay i think it is i was skidding around were you awesome woohoo yaaay did you think that was funny i just got yelled at cause i layed down on the slide no laying down on the slide you might have too much fun ok whos next babytard oh gosh she is not going to like that she did not like that nope did not like that oh your ok was that scarry here comes carlietard oh no no no coopers coming down oh cooper oh cooper hes a little baby get him get him get him yeah hes crying was that awesome hes a good sport that was awesome dude here comes mommy watch you liked it here comes mommy you did look here she comes you see her butt going through the tube here comes mommys butt ....butt we saw your butt we were all looking at it yep awesome well everybody out of the pool we got to check for poop and glass and dead people babbytard was that fun or was it too fast you want to do it again no aww look at this stud muffin just lapsing in the pool kicking the day away in the shallow end got two hot chicks next to him hey hot chicks you having fun rocktard? im in a dream its like im ina boat no im a cast away theres no more bananas were are all the bananas on the beach ooohhh theres mommy mommytard mommmytar you excited im so pumped i have just been waiting for this all day you pumped wait lets see is your fauxhawk we need ultimate aerodynamics no spitting or urinating here goes mommytard ok here we go bye babytard couldn't hold the camera last time so sontard is going to do it this time you guys ready ready yeah good wave hes a junior vlogger keep sitting up with your feet in front of you dont lay down dont roll over dont stop and you can go im going down the slide oh geez did you guys have fun did you totally scream the whole time yeah that was awesome k we got to watch for dad did you do a good job i figured out how to zoom too late oh did you we were on the stairs me and sontard were like lets get a sweet handshake that we can do like after we come down the slide so after we come downt he slide and we want to celebrate our victory we have a special handshake so we were practicing it on the stairs up there so as soon we got down the slide we can do the handshake in victorious celebration here we go ready dawg exploion what waht ok princesstard and babytard are you shivering are you cold who we got here on the lazy river we got me is that mommytard hi hey on the lazy river go under the water go swim over there and i'm going to film you go go ok ok im giong to swim under the water with son tard on my back ok hold on tight you ready ok you guys sontard is going to swim down as far as he can on the lazy river and try to hide from me then i got to swim down underwater if you couldn't hear what i said i said and find him whos that were in the lazy river and were going to pass the bridge you know how on lazy rivers theres usually a bridge you go over so im going to lift princesstard up and shes going to grab on to the bridge and like hang on it and then im going to let her go then ill catch her ok so here we go whose this over here mommytard whos this little baby boy floating in the lazy river in his captains hat princesstard are you ready are you excited hey you have to hang on for as long as you can then then let go and ill catch you k let go let go hey why are you crying were doing stunts benny benny benny benny and the Jets i dont know that song you dont know this song elton john i ... that part but i dont know the whole tune the whole tune do you guys like my glasses these are carlies and i stole them show us your new bangs these ones are yours and i stole them you have mine turn your head i don't know where these came from I love the new bangs ... with the bangs dawg I love your bangs well there already falling whatd you do a little curl my hair dosnt stay were i put it ever mommytard has straight hair shes still hot though i guess well keep her around just cause her hair doesnt stay where it is suppossed to be well were going out to dinner does anybody ever mine does i just stick this little hat on it and it doesnt go no wheres we got a babysitter for the kids were going to go out to dinner then maybe watch a movie its friday night how special so special were going to go see im so pumped with zac galafanacaalcanacalas zacafanacalacas wait wait wait what yeah we are going to see the dinner for schmucks video movie video movie we are did you talk to carlie about this yeah i told her were not watching that stupid zac efron movie i'd freaking rather shave my left testicale before i saw that what now the jokes are being put away so we are on a date were on a date im on a date with two these are carlies dates hi im eliminating one by the end of the night well see who i go home with if we past the test ladies you got to each spend alone time with your date shes not quite eighteen that could... looks like i already won this one i love these new bangs can you please not put that in there i don't want to deal with those comments match dot co put this on eharmony dot com eharmony eharmony dot tard hey carlie you want to tell them about our video idea no lets tell them no i hate it you said you liked it ok so were going to do a bachelor dating game for carliestyle i was showing you with the ok duck down the sun comes in oh wow its bright its bright ok so what we are going to do is a contest umm guys are we really doing this from what ages twenty one from sixteen sixteen to seventy-five you can submit an application to date my sister if you have a car you basically apply if you have modes of transportation desperate that you can take kids to daycare with you can date my sister or even a bike with a buggy do you have a backpack even a large satchel you can date my sister satchel its a purse oh i love guys with satchels thats what you should really look for like ted bundy ted bundy i don't know if i have a hangover... ok how was dinner ladies yummy amazing so good thanks shaycarl shaycarl bought us dinner i bought you dinner hes on a date with one two three four i bought all these chicks dinner you guys better put out latter tonight we will we totally we i tell you what i don't know about that ok so we have a singer amongst us and shes going to sing and shes not going to be nervous don't be nervous lets hear it what one what do you think whats your favorite this is her sister i really like the elvis one elvis one how how does it start ok i got it i got it i got it wise man ok just ok you bettter be good or i will punch you in the face look shes like shes not very good im like whoosh lets hear it dawg ok wise men say only fools rush in but i can't help fallling in love with you ladies will you do backup please i dont thinks so thank you its elvis ok keep going keep going sorry i thought were going to do a backup shall i stay would it be a sin for i cant help falling in love with you nice britney paige the asian ladies were very intimidated there just walking the parking lot they are ok whatd you think rocktard did you love he loved ok now were going to the movie lets go to the movie here we are in idaho we are in idaho check out..this is what you do when you come to the movies you sit on hay and you look at the movies what movie you guys waiting for inception inception you guys are on the fourth level of dream world and your sitting on the hay in a state called idaho it was a great movie you guys seen it yet no oh i just ruined it for you im sorry just kidding bye bye were going to go see umm whys it dinner with the falkers i want to say whats it called dinner schmucks it should be called dinner... we just had the dinner with the schmucks and i'm the schmuck and i'm pretty sure carlie brought the best date carlie's the biggest schmuck or collette oh you guys are the schmucks schmucks dinner with the schmucks up top oh did you guys just hit each other in the face almost they just hit each other in the face you ready you excited yes we did it again are you excited are you excited ok were going to go see the movie are you excited are you guys excited are you excited carlie im pumped