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So you are now watching the shaytard vlog

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just sit back relax follow along

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to the things shay says to the things shay does

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to the cool family and just because

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he's put his life on line for you

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he's done it for a year lets hope for two

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I'm ready for a video so let it be clear

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hey he's vlogging here

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what does that mean what does that mean

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It means I get to go down the water slide

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ok so ive just been watching...

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this kids looking at me

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Hi sorry I'm just vlogging hows it going dude

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he kept turning around like is this guy talking to me

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whos this big hairy man in the locker room whos talking while hes walking behind me

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so we are at the pool today

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mommytard and the kids are already here

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and I'm just coming here and

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it looks like everybody is having a lot of fun

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out in the hot sun so lets go see the kids shall we

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whats up you swimming?

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Did she go down the water slide

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No not yet

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Can she go down

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we were waiting for you

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think shell do it

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i dont know

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were going to make her she has to

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have the other kids gone down it

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yeah the other two have

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babbytard lets see your writstband

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do you got your wristband

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shes like whats a wristband

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you want to go down the waterslides with daddy

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she went with that one at sevenpeaks that huge one

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we ate crap bad

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well this one she has to go by herself

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oh you have to go by yourself OooOo

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yeah

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babytard can you down the slide by yourself?

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you can do it

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you want to go up there and do it with daddy

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ill catch you daddy will catch you at the end

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you want to try it?

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yeah

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shes like uhh

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shes a little nervous

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me and babbytard are going to go down the waterslide

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and i got my waterproof camera

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do you want to hold the camera

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should i let her hold it as she goes down

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and see if she can like film it all

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well try it ill just let babytard hold this camera going down the slide

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are you going to go down first so you can grab it.

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I think I'll go down second

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look can you film yourself

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thatd be so funny

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i'll go down... cause i think i shouldn't go down first

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cause what if she gets stuck up there

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i'll have to make sure

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she goes downt then ill go down after her

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well carlie will be up there too

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ok ok here we go

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ok here we go

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here goes babytard up the stairs

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you know how you go up these stairs

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everybodys wet from being in the water

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so water just drips down constantly and carlie is...

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right here in my mouth

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she thinks its urine that dropping down

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did you guys know that its all pee that dropping down here

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everybodys up there peeeing and its dropping down here

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eww gross

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ok suntards coming

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wohoo nice

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ok im not sure whos next

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i was skidding around

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oh i think its shay i think it is

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i was skidding around

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were you awesome

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woohoo

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yaaay

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did you think that was funny

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i just got yelled at cause i layed down on the slide

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no laying down

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on the slide you might have too much fun

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ok whos next

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babytard

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oh gosh she is not going to like that

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she did not like that

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nope did not like that

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oh your ok was that scarry

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here comes carlietard

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oh no no no coopers coming down

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oh cooper

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oh cooper hes a little baby

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get him get him get him

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yeah hes crying

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was that awesome

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hes a good sport

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that was awesome dude

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here comes mommy watch

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you liked it

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here comes mommy

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you did

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look here she comes

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you see her butt going through the tube

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here comes mommys butt

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....butt

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we saw your butt we were all looking at it

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yep

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awesome

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well everybody out of the pool

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we got to check for poop

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and glass and dead people

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babbytard was that fun

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or was it too fast

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you want to do it again

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no

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aww look at this stud muffin

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just lapsing in the pool kicking

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the day away in the shallow end

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got two hot chicks

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next to him hey hot chicks

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you having fun rocktard?

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im in a dream its like im ina boat

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no im a cast away theres no more bananas

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were are all the bananas on the beach

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ooohhh

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theres mommy

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mommytard mommmytar you excited

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im so pumped i have just been waiting for this all day

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you pumped

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wait lets see is your fauxhawk

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we need ultimate aerodynamics

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no spitting or urinating

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here goes mommytard

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ok here we go

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bye

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babytard couldn't hold the camera last time

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so sontard is going to do it this time you guys ready

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ready

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yeah

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good

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wave

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hes a junior vlogger

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keep sitting up with your feet in front of you

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dont lay down dont roll over dont stop

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and you can go

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im going down the slide

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oh geez

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did you guys have fun

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did you totally scream the whole time

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yeah

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that was awesome

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k we got to watch for dad

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did you do a good job

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i figured out how to zoom too late

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oh did you

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we were on the stairs

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me and sontard were like lets get a sweet

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handshake that we can do

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like after we come down the slide

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so after we come downt he slide and we want to celebrate our victory

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we have a special handshake

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so we were practicing it on the stairs up there

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so as soon we got down the slide we can do the handshake

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in victorious celebration

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here we go

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ready dawg

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exploion

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what

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waht

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ok princesstard and babytard

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are you shivering are you cold

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who we got here on the lazy river

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we got me

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is that mommytard

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hi

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hey

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on the lazy river

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go under the water

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go swim over there and i'm going to film you

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go go

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ok

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ok im giong to swim under the water with son

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tard on my back

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ok hold on tight you ready

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ok you guys

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sontard is going to swim down as far as he can

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on the lazy river

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and try to hide from me

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then i got to swim down underwater

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if you couldn't hear what i said

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i said and find him

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whos that

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were in the lazy river and

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were going to pass the bridge

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you know how on lazy rivers theres

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usually a bridge you go over

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so im going to lift princesstard up and

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shes going to grab on to the bridge

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and like hang on it

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and then im going to let her go

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then ill catch her

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ok so here we go

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whose this over here mommytard

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whos this little baby boy

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floating in the lazy river

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in his captains hat

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princesstard are you ready

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are you excited

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hey you have to hang on for as

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long as you can then then let go and ill catch you k

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let go let go

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hey why are you crying were doing stunts

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benny

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benny

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benny

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benny and the Jets

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i dont know that song

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you dont know this song

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elton john

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i ... that part but i dont know the whole tune

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the whole tune

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do you guys like my glasses these are carlies

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and i stole them

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show us your new bangs

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these ones are yours and i stole them

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you have mine turn your head

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i don't know where these came from

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I love the new bangs

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... with the bangs dawg

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I love your bangs

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well there already falling

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whatd you do a little curl

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my hair dosnt stay were i put it ever

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mommytard has straight hair

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shes still hot though

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i guess well keep her around just cause her hair doesnt

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stay where it is suppossed to be

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well were going out to dinner

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does anybody ever

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mine does i just stick this little hat on it

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and it doesnt go no wheres

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we got a babysitter for the kids

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were going to go out to dinner

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then maybe watch a movie

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its friday night how special

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so special

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were going to go see im so pumped

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with zac galafanacaalcanacalas

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zacafanacalacas

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wait wait wait what

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yeah we are going to see the dinner for schmucks video

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movie video movie

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we are

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did you talk to carlie about this

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yeah i told her were not watching that stupid zac efron movie

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i'd freaking rather shave my left testicale before i saw that

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what

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now the jokes are being put away

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so we are on a date

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were on a date

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im on a date with two

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these are carlies dates hi

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im eliminating one by the end of the night

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well see who i go home with

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if we past the test

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ladies you got to each spend alone time

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with your date

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shes not quite eighteen that could...

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looks like i already won this one

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i love these new bangs

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can you please not put that in there

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i don't want to deal with those comments

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match dot co

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put this on eharmony dot com

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eharmony eharmony dot tard

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hey carlie you want to tell them about

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our video idea

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no

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lets tell them

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no i hate it

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you said you liked it

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ok so were going to do a bachelor

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dating game

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for carliestyle

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i was showing you with the

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ok duck down the sun comes in

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oh wow its bright its bright

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ok so what we are going to do is a contest

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umm guys

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are we really doing this

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from what ages twenty one

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from sixteen

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sixteen to seventy-five

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you can submit an application to date my sister

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if you have a car you basically apply

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if you have modes of transportation

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desperate

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that you can take kids to daycare with

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you can date my sister

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or even a bike with a buggy

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do you have a backpack even a large satchel

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you can date my sister

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satchel

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its a purse

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oh i love guys with satchels

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thats what you should really look for

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like ted bundy

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ted bundy

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i don't know

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if i have a hangover...

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ok how was dinner ladies

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yummy amazing so good

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thanks shaycarl

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shaycarl bought us dinner

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i bought you dinner

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hes on a date with one two three four

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i bought all these chicks dinner

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you guys better put out latter tonight

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we will we totally we

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i tell you what

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i don't know about that

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ok so we have a singer amongst us

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and shes going to sing

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and shes not going to be nervous

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don't be nervous lets hear it

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what one

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what do you think

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whats your favorite

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this is her sister

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i really like the elvis one

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elvis one

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how how does it start

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ok i got it i got it i got it

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wise man

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ok

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just ok

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you bettter be good

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or i will punch you in the face

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look shes like shes not very good im like whoosh

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lets hear it dawg

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ok

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wise men say

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only fools rush in

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but i can't help fallling in love with you

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ladies will you do backup please

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i dont thinks so

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thank you

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its elvis

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ok keep going keep going sorry

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i thought were going to do a backup

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shall i stay

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would it be a sin

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for i cant help falling in love

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with you

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nice

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britney paige

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the asian ladies were very intimidated

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there just walking

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the parking lot

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they are

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ok whatd you think rocktard did you love

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he loved ok now were going to the movie

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lets go to the movie

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here we are in idaho

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we are in idaho

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check out..this is what you do when you come to the movies

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you sit on hay and you look at the movies

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what movie you guys waiting for

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inception

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inception you guys are on the fourth level

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of dream world and your sitting on the hay

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in a state called idaho

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it was a great movie you guys seen it yet

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no

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oh i just ruined it for you im sorry

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just kidding

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bye

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bye

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were going to go see umm

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whys it dinner with the falkers i want to say

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whats it called

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dinner schmucks

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it should be called dinner...

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we just had the dinner with the schmucks

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and i'm the schmuck

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and i'm pretty sure carlie brought the best date

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carlie's the biggest schmuck

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or collette

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oh you guys are the schmucks

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schmucks dinner with the schmucks

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up top

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oh did you guys just hit each other in the face

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almost

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they just hit each other in the face

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you ready

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you excited

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yes

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we did it again

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are you excited are you excited

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ok were going to go see the movie

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are you excited are you guys excited

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are you excited carlie

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im pumped