Okay first the theory test
and we're going to see how well you know the Irish roads
Okay
Right so first of all what does this sign mean?
It's a parking bay
Uh-huh
And this?
It's parking but only for
uh
Beamers, Audi's and 4x4s
Yeah very good
This sign?
60
Uh-huh
yeah
And this?
Oh there's a point coming up where
a U-turn is possible
And this sign?
Nobody knows
Nobody knows, very good yes
Okay
This sign?
Turn around
Turn around, excellent
Yes
okay you receive this hand signal
what do you do?
Uh
it's a common one
I recognize it
uh
I'm going to move on to the next one
Yeah sorry yeah
List the steps for parallel parking please
Okay yeah
draw up alongside the car parked in front of the space
Yeah
Then
lose confidence
Yeah
give up and
find an easier space further away
Well done yeah
What do you do if Katy Perry comes on the radio?
You roll up your windows
and enjoy it secretly
Sabrina Carpenter comes on the radio?
Roll down your windows and
pretend to enjoy it
Excellent
and finally
when is it okay to drive in a bus lane?
Oh when you're in a hurry
Yeah very good
Right well you obviously know the Irish roads very well
let's see how you get on now in
the practical test
starting...
now
(knocking on window)
Open the window
No just
Yeah whatever
You thiink you own the road
Oh would you f*&% off will you?
Very good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
You don't own the roads okay
you don't pay road tax
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
same to you
Excellent
Hey that's what the thing is
It is yes
Yeah well done full marks
Doomdah
Hello we are playing our last shows in Dublin
for quite some time on the 22nd and 23rd of May
in Dublin's Vicar Street
and then we go to New Zealand and Australia
in June
that's right
Excuse me!!!
Oh no
Is that your car parked outside?
Eh no that's...
You don't know what you are talking about
Get off me
This is private property