1 00:00:00,761 --> 00:00:02,490 Okay first the theory test 2 00:00:02,490 --> 00:00:04,665 and we're going to see how well you know the Irish roads 3 00:00:04,665 --> 00:00:05,165 Okay 4 00:00:05,165 --> 00:00:07,545 Right so first of all what does this sign mean? 5 00:00:07,545 --> 00:00:08,423 It's a parking bay 6 00:00:08,423 --> 00:00:09,120 Uh-huh 7 00:00:09,398 --> 00:00:09,984 And this? 8 00:00:09,984 --> 00:00:11,773 It's parking but only for 9 00:00:11,773 --> 00:00:12,368 uh 10 00:00:12,368 --> 00:00:13,853 Beamers, Audi's and 4x4s 11 00:00:13,853 --> 00:00:14,543 Yeah very good 12 00:00:14,827 --> 00:00:15,691 This sign? 13 00:00:15,691 --> 00:00:16,197 60 14 00:00:16,197 --> 00:00:16,697 Uh-huh 15 00:00:16,921 --> 00:00:17,421 yeah 16 00:00:17,421 --> 00:00:18,336 And this? 17 00:00:18,336 --> 00:00:19,919 Oh there's a point coming up where 18 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:21,577 a U-turn is possible 19 00:00:21,577 --> 00:00:22,559 And this sign? 20 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:23,535 Nobody knows 21 00:00:23,535 --> 00:00:24,347 Nobody knows, very good yes 22 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:26,060 Okay 23 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:26,730 This sign? 24 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:27,762 Turn around 25 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:28,861 Turn around, excellent 26 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:29,611 Yes 27 00:00:30,369 --> 00:00:32,375 okay you receive this hand signal 28 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:33,204 what do you do? 29 00:00:34,449 --> 00:00:35,488 Uh 30 00:00:35,488 --> 00:00:36,395 it's a common one 31 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:37,204 I recognize it 32 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,375 uh 33 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:40,189 I'm going to move on to the next one 34 00:00:40,189 --> 00:00:41,385 Yeah sorry yeah 35 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:43,624 List the steps for parallel parking please 36 00:00:43,624 --> 00:00:44,876 Okay yeah 37 00:00:44,876 --> 00:00:46,848 draw up alongside the car parked in front of the space 38 00:00:46,848 --> 00:00:47,348 Yeah 39 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,151 Then 40 00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:48,853 lose confidence 41 00:00:48,853 --> 00:00:49,539 Yeah 42 00:00:49,539 --> 00:00:50,155 give up and 43 00:00:50,155 --> 00:00:51,690 find an easier space further away 44 00:00:51,690 --> 00:00:52,292 Well done yeah 45 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:55,345 What do you do if Katy Perry comes on the radio? 46 00:00:55,345 --> 00:00:56,190 You roll up your windows 47 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,155 and enjoy it secretly 48 00:00:57,155 --> 00:00:58,672 Sabrina Carpenter comes on the radio? 49 00:00:58,672 --> 00:00:59,682 Roll down your windows and 50 00:00:59,682 --> 00:01:00,779 pretend to enjoy it 51 00:01:00,779 --> 00:01:01,279 Excellent 52 00:01:01,279 --> 00:01:01,967 and finally 53 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:04,110 when is it okay to drive in a bus lane? 54 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,072 Oh when you're in a hurry 55 00:01:05,072 --> 00:01:05,623 Yeah very good 56 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:07,968 Right well you obviously know the Irish roads very well 57 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,073 let's see how you get on now in 58 00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:11,428 the practical test 59 00:01:11,428 --> 00:01:13,968 starting... 60 00:01:13,968 --> 00:01:14,561 now 61 00:01:14,561 --> 00:01:15,823 (knocking on window) 62 00:01:15,823 --> 00:01:16,323 Open the window 63 00:01:16,323 --> 00:01:17,800 No just 64 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,634 Yeah whatever 65 00:01:18,634 --> 00:01:19,365 You thiink you own the road 66 00:01:19,365 --> 00:01:20,888 Oh would you f*&% off will you? 67 00:01:20,888 --> 00:01:21,388 Very good 68 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:22,327 Yeah yeah yeah yeah okay 69 00:01:22,327 --> 00:01:23,578 You don't own the roads okay 70 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:25,437 you don't pay road tax 71 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,102 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 72 00:01:27,102 --> 00:01:27,602 same to you 73 00:01:27,602 --> 00:01:28,111 Excellent 74 00:01:28,111 --> 00:01:29,476 Hey that's what the thing is 75 00:01:29,476 --> 00:01:30,359 It is yes 76 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:31,691 Yeah well done full marks 77 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:32,656 Doomdah 78 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,727 Hello we are playing our last shows in Dublin 79 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:37,142 for quite some time on the 22nd and 23rd of May 80 00:01:37,142 --> 00:01:38,257 in Dublin's Vicar Street 81 00:01:38,257 --> 00:01:40,362 and then we go to New Zealand and Australia 82 00:01:40,362 --> 00:01:41,067 in June 83 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:41,567 that's right 84 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:42,585 Excuse me!!! 85 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:44,062 Oh no 86 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,253 Is that your car parked outside? 87 00:01:45,253 --> 00:01:46,453 Eh no that's... 88 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:47,504 You don't know what you are talking about 89 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:48,005 Get off me 90 00:01:48,005 --> 00:01:48,505 This is private property