Okay first the theory test

and we're going to see how well you know the Irish roads

Okay

Right so first of all what does this sign mean?

It's a parking bay

Uh-huh

And this?

It's parking but only for

uh

Beamers, Audi's and 4x4s

Yeah very good

This sign?

60

Uh-huh

yeah

And this?

Oh there's a point coming up where

a U-turn is possible

And this sign?

Nobody knows

Nobody knows, very good yes

Okay

This sign?

Turn around

Turn around, excellent

Yes

okay you receive this hand signal

what do you do?

Uh

it's a common one

I recognize it

uh

I'm going to move on to the next one

Yeah sorry yeah

List the steps for parallel parking please

Okay yeah

draw up alongside the car parked in front of the space

Yeah

Then

lose confidence

Yeah

give up and

find an easier space further away

Well done yeah

What do you do if Katy Perry comes on the radio?

You roll up your windows

and enjoy it secretly

Sabrina Carpenter comes on the radio?

Roll down your windows and

pretend to enjoy it

Excellent

and finally

when is it okay to drive in a bus lane?

Oh when you're in a hurry

Yeah very good

Right well you obviously know the Irish roads very well

let's see how you get on now in

the practical test

starting...

now

(knocking on window)

Open the window

No just

Yeah whatever

You thiink you own the road

Oh would you f*&% off will you?

Very good

Yeah yeah yeah yeah okay

You don't own the roads okay

you don't pay road tax

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

same to you

Excellent

Hey that's what the thing is

It is yes

Yeah well done full marks

Doomdah

Hello we are playing our last shows in Dublin

for quite some time on the 22nd and 23rd of May

in Dublin's Vicar Street

and then we go to New Zealand and Australia

in June

that's right

Excuse me!!!

Oh no

Is that your car parked outside?

Eh no that's...

You don't know what you are talking about

Get off me

This is private property