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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.55,0:00:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Who goes there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.84,0:00:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.11,0:00:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Old Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.21,0:00:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.64,0:00:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.86,0:00:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd frown a bunch, he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Well, I'd like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.74,0:00:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd growl and yell and I heard tell he never took a bath.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.74,0:00:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nasty Dan, was a nasty man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.82,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.68,0:00:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.81,0:00:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Good for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.29,0:00:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd go where he could and he'd try real good to make
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.36,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,things go wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd jump for joy when a little boy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.84,0:00:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would trip and fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.32,0:00:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Really mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.48,0:00:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only words that he ever said were, "I don't like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.14,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you at all."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:00:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Yeah, right on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.44,0:01:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nasty Dan was a nasty man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.87,0:01:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now here's the best part.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.32,0:01:12.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about a girl named Nasty Pearl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.49,0:01:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Oh, she sounds OK, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl who met Dan somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.41,0:01:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "You're like me, rotten as can be.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.82,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get married now." So they went and they did and had
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a nasty kid, and I must confess, that Dan pretty much
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.28,0:01:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaves everybody alone now and he doesn't bother anybody
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.89,0:01:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore, because he just lives in his nasty ol' house with
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.33,0:01:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his nasty ol' wife--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.59,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--and his nasty kid--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.09,0:01:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.90,0:01:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--in nasty happiness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.35,0:01:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Far out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.84,0:01:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nasty Dan, he's a happy man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.23,0:01:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard to understand, that Nasty Dan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.89,0:02:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Wow. That was really great!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.86,0:02:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.37,0:02:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: And say, aren't you Johnny Trash?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.89,0:02:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Cash, Cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.34,0:02:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a rotten day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OSCAR: Wow. There goes my kind of guy.