0:00:00.250,0:00:01.827 Yes. We are on the bed. 0:00:01.827,0:00:04.380 You could call it an homage[br]to old YouTube. 0:00:04.380,0:00:05.234 I call it... 0:00:05.234,0:00:06.996 comfortable for my butt. 0:00:06.996,0:00:08.256 Conspiracy theories. 0:00:08.256,0:00:10.686 So as somebody who's lost, like, [br]many a night 0:00:10.686,0:00:12.726 tumbling down Wikipedia[br]rabbit holes, 0:00:12.726,0:00:14.956 I- I love a good conspiracy theory. 0:00:14.956,0:00:16.808 It's like, "Ooh, aliens!" 0:00:16.808,0:00:19.654 "Ooh, how do people make[br]such big triangles?" 0:00:19.654,0:00:21.181 I think that that it's just fun 0:00:21.181,0:00:23.351 imagining the world[br]to be more interesting 0:00:23.351,0:00:24.467 than what I was taught. 0:00:24.467,0:00:26.277 But then something weird happened? 0:00:26.277,0:00:28.467 A couple weeks ago,[br]I found myself 0:00:28.467,0:00:30.787 in the middle of[br]a conspiracy theory. 0:00:30.787,0:00:34.358 And then, all of the fun[br]was replaced with just... 0:00:34.358,0:00:35.497 pure confusion. 0:00:35.497,0:00:38.547 The conspiracy itself is, like,[br]weird and fun and innocuous. 0:00:38.547,0:00:41.410 However, what I really[br]cared about is, like, 0:00:41.410,0:00:42.558 how do you get to that point? 0:00:42.558,0:00:46.130 How do you start seeing signs[br]that were never there to begin with. 0:00:46.130,0:00:47.440 That's what I want to know. 0:00:47.440,0:00:50.600 And I also want to, like, disprove[br]this whole conspiracy theory 0:00:50.600,0:00:51.590 'cause it's whack. 0:00:51.590,0:00:53.637 However, as the person[br]in, in the middle of all of this, 0:00:53.637,0:00:56.639 I can imagine why I'd be[br]seen as unreliable. 0:00:56.639,0:00:57.749 So... 0:00:57.749,0:00:59.491 ...I'm calling on a friend! 0:00:59.491,0:01:02.370 Uhh, I don't know how to put this.[br]How do you put this? 0:01:02.370,0:01:06.278 People think that I am[br]part of the Illuminati. 0:01:06.278,0:01:07.862 Uh- 0:01:07.862,0:01:09.382 Well, are you? 0:01:09.382,0:01:10.543 [laughs] 0:01:10.543,0:01:12.192 This is just one of the comments, 0:01:12.192,0:01:14.365 but I think it really[br]summarizes the issue. 0:01:14.365,0:01:16.415 "I find this channel to[br]be highly disingenuous-" 0:01:16.415,0:01:18.595 "-Corporate product masked[br]to have the appearance of 0:01:18.595,0:01:21.225 an independently run YouTube channel."[br]"There's no way a single person is that skilled 0:01:21.225,0:01:25.674 at animation, editing, presenting, research-"[br]"Everything is too professional for that-" 0:01:25.674,0:01:27.974 "There's no way this girl[br]is the one who did this" 0:01:27.974,0:01:32.124 "A production company put this video[br]together with you just as a host." 0:01:32.124,0:01:35.283 So now- Now...[br]Now what? 0:01:35.283,0:01:37.139 Why am I calling you? Right? 0:01:37.139,0:01:39.893 Yeah. I'm, like, "How do you[br]want me to prove this?" 0:01:39.893,0:01:46.803 I am wondering if you could explain[br]to me and the viewers of this video, 0:01:46.803,0:01:49.848 how could somebody see[br]something so mundane 0:01:49.848,0:01:52.821 that's just, like, a part[br]of my life, I guess. 0:01:52.821,0:01:56.242 How could someone see that[br]and think, like, "There must be more." 0:01:56.242,0:01:58.412 I'm interested. I'm fascinated. 0:01:58.412,0:01:59.532 'Cause I'm, like... 0:01:59.532,0:02:02.745 I'm not only interested in your[br]conspiracy, as interesting as it is. 0:02:02.745,0:02:05.905 I think conspiracies have a, have a[br]knack for, especially nowadays, 0:02:05.905,0:02:07.155 to just.... 0:02:07.155,0:02:09.755 just ruin people's lives,[br]you know? 0:02:09.755,0:02:12.865 I'm gonna solve this mystery.[br]♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪ 0:02:12.865,0:02:14.797 We don't have the copyright on that. 0:02:14.797,0:02:17.867 We're going to investigate[br]this conundrum. I'm-I'm- 0:02:17.867,0:02:19.777 You're doubling down on it, I see. 0:02:21.035,0:02:22.005 Hello, I'm Taha. 0:02:22.011,0:02:24.438 I'm apparently Sabrina's[br]only British friend. 0:02:24.438,0:02:26.908 I've been given free reign[br]over this part of the video, 0:02:26.908,0:02:28.873 so, welcome to my chaos. 0:02:28.873,0:02:31.973 Sabrina's asked me to get into[br]the mind of a Sabrina Cruz truther 0:02:31.973,0:02:34.233 and figure out what's going on. 0:02:34.233,0:02:35.513 Okay, hold on. 0:02:35.513,0:02:37.663 It needs pictures. 0:02:37.663,0:02:39.295 Let's read some conspiracy theories. 0:02:39.295,0:02:40.445 "This is a fake channel 0:02:40.445,0:02:42.415 A propaganda channel paid by others. 0:02:42.415,0:02:44.111 Why the spotty uploads?" 0:02:44.111,0:02:46.841 Maybe because it's-[br]it's just one person? 0:02:46.841,0:02:47.661 I love this one. 0:02:47.661,0:02:49.405 "Who do you work for? 0:02:49.405,0:02:52.365 We all know this isn't your channel.[br]Whose script are you reading?" 0:02:52.365,0:02:53.840 "I think she works for the government." 0:02:54.574,0:02:56.139 Oh. This is the best one. 0:02:56.139,0:03:00.069 "Her main channel is crash course[br]with 10 million subs." 0:03:00.069,0:03:02.242 John and Hank Green,[br]eat your heart out. 0:03:02.242,0:03:03.352 Okay, so basically, 0:03:03.352,0:03:06.470 people think that Sabrina[br]doesn't make her own videos, 0:03:06.470,0:03:09.080 that she's a presenter,[br]that maybe she works for the government. 0:03:09.080,0:03:10.510 How did people get here? 0:03:10.510,0:03:11.510 Let's figure it out. 0:03:26.571,0:03:28.721 Okay. So, here's what I found out. 0:03:28.721,0:03:31.361 There are loads of ways to define[br]conspiracy theories, 0:03:31.381,0:03:33.588 but they all kind of boil down[br]to the same thing. 0:03:33.588,0:03:36.048 It's basically the belief that[br]a group of people 0:03:36.048,0:03:39.024 are secretly working together[br]to do something bad. 0:03:39.024,0:03:40.211 But here's the thing: 0:03:40.211,0:03:41.801 When we talk about conspiracy theories, 0:03:41.801,0:03:45.291 we aren't talking about every time[br]anyone has ever got together 0:03:45.291,0:03:46.941 to secretly do bad things. 0:03:46.941,0:03:50.194 So what are people talking about[br]when they say "conspiracy theory"? 0:03:50.194,0:03:52.714 Or when they talk about conspiracy[br]theories on the internet? 0:03:52.714,0:03:55.254 They talk about a specific type[br]of conspiracy theory. 0:03:55.254,0:03:58.288 It's the type of conspiracy theory that[br]Sabrina is in the middle of right now. 0:03:58.288,0:04:01.545 These conspiracy theories[br]seem to be unlikely by design. 0:04:01.545,0:04:03.668 Here's the really interesting thing that I found. 0:04:03.668,0:04:06.787 These theories have pretty distinctive[br]features that you can spot 0:04:06.787,0:04:09.967 and these features make them[br]not only unlikely to be true 0:04:09.967,0:04:12.197 but also difficult to argue against. 0:04:12.197,0:04:14.646 These features are that[br]they are speculative, 0:04:14.646,0:04:17.916 based on educated, or,[br]not-so-educated guesswork 0:04:17.916,0:04:19.776 rather than solid evidence. 0:04:19.776,0:04:22.456 The rationale being that[br]if a conspiracy was successful 0:04:22.456,0:04:24.166 then it wouldn't have left a trace. 0:04:24.166,0:04:25.496 They can become contrarian. 0:04:25.496,0:04:29.086 They form in opposition to the[br]obvious or official explanation. 0:04:29.086,0:04:32.105 Conspiracy theories will dismiss[br]this explanation, citing 0:04:32.105,0:04:33.846 "That's what they want you to think." 0:04:33.846,0:04:36.082 Because of this, theories[br]can become esoteric. 0:04:36.082,0:04:40.272 If the obvious explanation isn't true,[br]then the theory is based on speculation. 0:04:40.272,0:04:42.385 The conspiracy theory can run wild. 0:04:42.385,0:04:45.525 Explanations can become increasingly[br]detached from reality. 0:04:45.525,0:04:47.305 Theories are also amateurish. 0:04:47.305,0:04:50.745 Now, that isn't a comment on[br]a theorist's intelligence. 0:04:50.745,0:04:54.225 That's a comment on how qualified[br]these theorists are. 0:04:54.225,0:04:56.755 In most cases, they don't have[br]the relevant expertise 0:04:56.755,0:04:59.176 to be conclusively analyzing evidence. 0:04:59.176,0:05:01.416 Even when they do,[br]they're in the small minority 0:05:01.416,0:05:04.072 and the professional consensus[br]doesn't agree with them. 0:05:04.072,0:05:06.872 And is it more likely that[br]all experts are lying 0:05:06.872,0:05:11.352 or that most informed and qualified people[br]are coming to the same conclusion. 0:05:11.352,0:05:13.812 Conspiracies can also become premodern. 0:05:13.812,0:05:17.052 These conspiracies believe that[br]incredibly complex events 0:05:17.052,0:05:20.692 can be controlled by a small number[br]of people acting in secret. 0:05:20.692,0:05:23.992 Nothing is a coincidence[br]or a series of uncorrelated events, 0:05:23.992,0:05:26.130 but a coordinated conspiracy. 0:05:26.130,0:05:29.332 And lastly, these conspiracies[br]are self-sealing. 0:05:29.332,0:05:30.589 What this means is that 0:05:30.589,0:05:32.747 the conspiracy is difficult[br]to argue against. 0:05:32.747,0:05:35.235 If a conspiracy is based on speculation, 0:05:35.235,0:05:38.905 it dismisses the obvious explanation[br]in favor of a more obscure one. 0:05:38.905,0:05:40.655 if it ignores expert consensus 0:05:40.655,0:05:44.683 and believes that a small group of people[br]can control complex events, 0:05:44.683,0:05:48.659 any explanation against the conspiracy[br]is just "what they want you to think." 0:05:48.659,0:05:51.400 Now, that doesn't mean that every time[br]you hear the words "conspiracy theory" 0:05:51.400,0:05:52.520 you should just dismiss it. 0:05:52.520,0:05:55.990 Because we know that throughout history,[br]there are well-documented conspiracies. 0:05:55.990,0:05:57.440 I find this really interesting concept 0:05:57.440,0:06:00.370 that distinguish between[br]conspiracy theory and conspiracy fact. 0:06:00.370,0:06:02.321 Essentially, when you have[br]a bunch of solid evidence 0:06:02.321,0:06:04.531 that supports the fact[br]that a conspiracy occurred, 0:06:04.531,0:06:06.011 you can consider it fact. 0:06:06.011,0:06:08.241 But it isn't sensible to believe[br]conspiracy theories, 0:06:08.241,0:06:11.611 the ones that tick all of the boxes[br]that make them unbelievable. 0:06:11.611,0:06:14.261 And not unbelievable in a way like,[br]"Oh, that's unbelievable!" 0:06:14.261,0:06:16.721 In a way that's like,[br]"I don't believe you." 0:06:16.721,0:06:19.302 And even if conspiracy theories[br]aren't true, 0:06:19.302,0:06:20.792 they still have a function. 0:06:20.792,0:06:23.122 Not a good function,[br]but still a function. 0:06:23.486,0:06:25.260 So, what is it? 0:06:25.400,0:06:26.898 People believe conspiracies 0:06:26.898,0:06:30.134 that reinforce their[br]political or ideological bias. 0:06:30.134,0:06:32.109 Nobody's believing a conspiracy theory 0:06:32.109,0:06:34.412 that goes against what they think[br]the world is like. 0:06:34.412,0:06:37.518 We see patterns and theories that[br]reinforce our ideology 0:06:37.518,0:06:39.148 and we're happy to get onboard. 0:06:39.148,0:06:43.148 In this way, conspiracy theories[br]are a type of ideological propaganda. 0:06:43.148,0:06:47.148 By spreading the theory, you also end up[br]spreading your own world view. 0:06:47.148,0:06:48.578 In order to believe a theory, 0:06:48.578,0:06:50.994 you have to believe that[br]the world is a certain way. 0:06:50.994,0:06:53.764 So, by convincing people[br]of your conspiracy theory, 0:06:53.764,0:06:57.034 you are also implicitly convincing them[br]that the world is the way 0:06:57.034,0:06:58.296 that you believe it to be. 0:06:58.296,0:07:01.094 Okay. So, in the process of[br]researching this video, 0:07:01.094,0:07:04.635 I ended up going down a lot[br]of conspiracy theory rabbit holes. 0:07:04.635,0:07:08.185 Some of them I obviously know were untrue,[br]but others I thought, 0:07:08.185,0:07:09.895 "Maybe they could be true?" 0:07:09.895,0:07:11.275 That was kind of scary to me. 0:07:11.275,0:07:13.985 And I wanted to find out what it was[br]about conspiracy theories 0:07:13.985,0:07:16.727 that made them so... attractive. 0:07:16.727,0:07:19.807 And that's when I got into the[br]psychology of conspiracy theories. 0:07:19.807,0:07:24.097 There are 2 key psychological phenomenon[br]that drive a natural inclination 0:07:24.097,0:07:25.887 towards conspiracy theories. 0:07:25.887,0:07:27.411 First is "pattern perception". 0:07:27.411,0:07:29.216 We're bad at recognizing randomness. 0:07:29.216,0:07:32.748 Instead, we are more likely to see[br]a pattern when there is none. 0:07:32.748,0:07:35.007 And, secondly, is "agency detection". 0:07:35.007,0:07:39.247 We tend to think that events occur[br]due to agents acting intentionally, 0:07:39.247,0:07:43.247 rather than recognizing neutral[br]or coincidental occurrences. 0:07:43.247,0:07:46.477 These 2 phenomena are compounded[br]by cognitive biases 0:07:46.477,0:07:48.655 that make conspiracy theories believable. 0:07:48.655,0:07:51.066 These include "proportionality bias," 0:07:51.066,0:07:53.419 which leads to thinking that[br]the cause of an event 0:07:53.419,0:07:55.529 has to be as big as its consequences. 0:07:55.529,0:07:58.497 When the explanation is not as grand[br]as the event itself, 0:07:58.497,0:08:00.417 people can find it difficult to believe. 0:08:00.417,0:08:04.482 This means we assume things happen[br]on purpose rather than by accident. 0:08:04.482,0:08:07.936 When the conspiracy explains[br]how something was intentional, 0:08:07.936,0:08:10.376 believing that it was an accident[br]becomes difficult. 0:08:10.376,0:08:13.267 "Confirmation bias" means that[br]once we believe a conspiracy, 0:08:13.267,0:08:16.927 we tend to only pay attention to[br]evidence that supports our conclusion. 0:08:16.927,0:08:19.487 So, now I know why my brain[br]thinks the way it does. 0:08:19.487,0:08:21.481 But doesn't necessarily change the fact 0:08:21.481,0:08:24.472 that I still felt like those[br]conspiracy theories were true. 0:08:24.472,0:08:25.572 So, now what? 0:08:25.572,0:08:26.962 Here is where it gets interesting. 0:08:27.162,0:08:29.502 One of the books I ended up[br]reading for this video... 0:08:30.022,0:08:31.546 was written by a professor 0:08:31.546,0:08:33.286 that I had last year at university. 0:08:33.286,0:08:35.240 So, I just asked him. 0:08:35.240,0:08:37.401 This is Quassim Cassam, 0:08:37.401,0:08:40.431 a professor of Philosophy[br]at the Universtiy of Warwick. 0:08:40.431,0:08:42.980 His main research interests are knowledge, 0:08:42.980,0:08:43.760 perception, 0:08:43.760,0:08:45.500 intellectual vices, and 0:08:45.500,0:08:47.020 conspiracy theories. 0:08:47.020,0:08:48.500 I also owe him an essay. 0:08:48.500,0:08:50.850 So, yeah, my sort of, like,[br]initial question 0:08:50.850,0:08:53.410 that I didn't know how to[br]tackle myself was just... 0:08:53.830,0:08:57.360 how do you think about[br]being healthily skeptical 0:08:57.360,0:08:59.541 versus, sort of, [br]unnecessarily conspiratorial? 0:08:59.541,0:09:00.238 [Quassim:] Right 0:09:00.238,0:09:01.761 I think that lots of people 0:09:01.761,0:09:03.063 that believe conspiracy theories, 0:09:03.063,0:09:05.860 think that it's a good way to [br]express their skepticism 0:09:05.860,0:09:08.655 and lack of trust in government [br]and authority. 0:09:08.655,0:09:10.819 My own view is that, is that, well, 0:09:10.819,0:09:12.022 of course it's a very good thing 0:09:12.022,0:09:13.493 to hold an establishment to account. 0:09:13.493,0:09:14.564 And it's very helpful 0:09:14.564,0:09:17.598 when journalists and whistle-blowers[br]come up with evidence. 0:09:17.598,0:09:18.847 I mean, I have to concede 0:09:18.847,0:09:21.900 that- that- that the sources that [br]I regard as trustworthy 0:09:21.900,0:09:24.485 are of course sources that, [br]to some extent, 0:09:24.485,0:09:26.327 tell me the things I want to hear. 0:09:26.327,0:09:28.793 It's very easy to get[br]sucked into the vortex, 0:09:28.793,0:09:30.960 you know, so questions[br]you ask yourself, 0:09:30.960,0:09:34.525 you know, with respect to your[br]own favorite conspiracy theory, 0:09:34.525,0:09:36.536 is that, well, what would[br]convince you that your theory 0:09:36.536,0:09:37.416 is false? 0:09:37.416,0:09:39.897 It- would anything convince you?[br]That your theory is false? 0:09:39.897,0:09:43.223 If the answer is that, well, actually,[br]what anybody else comes up with, 0:09:43.223,0:09:45.831 you're going to state your guards, [br]you're going to continue to say 0:09:45.831,0:09:49.269 there was a conspiracy,[br]well then, then that's the point 0:09:49.269,0:09:51.810 at which you really need to kind of,[br]you know, pull yourself out, you know. 0:09:51.810,0:09:54.257 But human beings are fallable, right.[br]We all make mistakes, you know, 0:09:54.257,0:09:58.751 We're all subject to biases[br]of all various kinds and wishful thinking. 0:09:58.751,0:10:01.299 The recommendation that I would make is:[br]just be aware of that. 0:10:01.299,0:10:05.181 Be aware of these failings of people,[br]of human beings in general, 0:10:05.181,0:10:06.893 including ourselves. 0:10:06.893,0:10:08.774 Hello! Different angle. 0:10:08.774,0:10:13.553 Yeah, basically, I was so stressed trying[br]to interview my professor 0:10:13.553,0:10:17.544 and sound intellectual that I completely[br]forgot to record my thoughts, 0:10:17.914,0:10:19.960 straight after my interview. 0:10:19.960,0:10:22.780 I, I just lay down and took a nap.[br]So, yeah. 0:10:22.780,0:10:26.525 I, I feel like I, I have a pretty[br]good idea of how conspiracy theories 0:10:26.525,0:10:29.675 are formed, how conspiracy theorists think[br]about them, and, 0:10:29.675,0:10:31.994 and why we think about them 0:10:31.994,0:10:34.948 and I feel like I understand[br]what's going on in Sabrina's 0:10:34.948,0:10:36.103 comment section. 0:10:36.103,0:10:40.313 So, I guess the final thing to do[br]is to call Sabrina back and, and 0:10:40.313,0:10:42.207 tell her everything we found out. 0:10:42.207,0:10:43.504 [phone line ringing] 0:10:43.504,0:10:44.973 Hello! How's it going? 0:10:44.973,0:10:46.061 [Sabrina] Hello! I- 0:10:46.061,0:10:47.832 [Taha] What's it like being[br]part of the government? 0:10:47.832,0:10:51.369 [Sabrina] oh, are we doubling down on that?[br]Is that what ended up happening? 0:10:51.414,0:10:53.620 You're just now a conspiracy theorist? 0:10:53.620,0:10:57.930 [Taha] The, the fact is, that, like,[br]people do, throughout history, 0:10:58.187,0:11:01.462 conspire to do bad things. 0:11:01.462,0:11:03.639 It's not like that's unheard of. 0:11:03.639,0:11:06.333 But some of those things are like,[br]verifiably true. 0:11:06.764,0:11:10.015 Like they're-there's documented evidence,[br]there's whistle-blowers, 0:11:10.015,0:11:13.863 Those can't be, like, put in the same[br]bucket as a conspiracy theory 0:11:13.863,0:11:15.375 in the traditional sense. 0:11:15.375,0:11:17.035 You know, it's important to[br]make that distinction. 0:11:17.035,0:11:19.743 And then once you get into sort of [br]the world of conspiracy theories, 0:11:19.743,0:11:22.452 it's just a never-ending bucket of chaos. 0:11:22.452,0:11:26.200 The thing that I discovered, which,[br]you're going to find very comforting, 0:11:26.200,0:11:29.062 so, if you're a hardcore[br]conspiracy theorist, 0:11:29.062,0:11:32.981 there's basically nothing you can[br]say to them that they will, will take 0:11:32.981,0:11:36.286 on board because if you say anything[br]against any of the conspiracies 0:11:36.286,0:11:38.993 they believe, they'll just say[br]"that's what they want you to think." 0:11:38.993,0:11:39.633 [Sabrina] that's great. [laughs] 0:11:39.633,0:11:44.017 [Taha:] essentially, for whatever reason,[br]it's more comfortable for them 0:11:44.017,0:11:46.739 and their- the way they think[br]about the world 0:11:46.739,0:11:50.784 to believe that you are, sort of,[br]like, part of the Illuminati. 0:11:50.784,0:11:53.380 You know, a government mole,[br]than it is to just believe 0:11:53.380,0:11:55.854 that you are a talented person. 0:11:55.854,0:11:57.573 And, like, what are you[br]supposed to do with that? 0:11:57.573,0:12:01.666 My, my lecturer, he did talk about[br]sort of, like, being conspiracy curious. 0:12:01.666,0:12:06.730 He really emphasized the idea that,[br]um, a wise man porportions his 0:12:07.511,0:12:09.521 beliefs to the evidence. 0:12:09.521,0:12:13.058 And, what he meant by that was [br]essentially, you know, is there evidence 0:12:13.058,0:12:16.082 that I can, you know, rely on,[br]to 0:12:16.082,0:12:18.846 conclude the things that I wanna conclude? 0:12:18.846,0:12:21.501 Most people, like myself, are just[br]conspiracy curious. 0:12:21.501,0:12:26.334 And now that I understand how conspiracies[br]come about, I can really quickly spot 0:12:26.334,0:12:28.966 when I'm falling into these biases. 0:12:29.160,0:12:33.800 So, just by learning about them, [br]it's, like, really opened my eye into all 0:12:33.800,0:12:37.175 of these ways that I can be biased,[br]and all of these ways that I am vulnerable 0:12:37.175,0:12:38.741 to the conspiracy thinking. 0:12:38.741,0:12:40.331 [Sabrina:] Well that's a good lesson. 0:12:40.331,0:12:41.530 [Taha:] Thumbs up! 0:12:41.530,0:12:43.276 [Sabrina:] Thanks, friend. 0:12:43.276,0:12:46.143 Oh, my phone landed on my ankle[br]and it hurts so bad. 0:12:46.143,0:12:49.150 That call was exactly what I expected, 0:12:49.150,0:12:51.279 and exactly what I didn't wanna hear. 0:12:51.279,0:12:56.040 I think what freaked me out the most is[br]just, like, how easy it seems to be to 0:12:56.040,0:12:58.014 fall for conspiracy theories. 0:12:58.014,0:13:00.765 And to think that our brain, like,[br]develops these tricks, 0:13:00.765,0:13:03.336 presumably to help us survive, is now 0:13:03.336,0:13:05.872 something we need to [br]actively fight against. 0:13:05.872,0:13:09.198 But you can't fight against it too hard,[br]or else you might become extremely skeptical. 0:13:09.555,0:13:11.745 And believe in nothing. 0:13:11.745,0:13:13.104 It's just so hard. 0:13:13.104,0:13:15.928 And maybe the easiest thing to do,[br]at least in my case, 0:13:16.176,0:13:19.938 in my very innocuous little[br]conspiracy theory case, 0:13:20.601,0:13:21.301 is... 0:13:21.301,0:13:23.528 to make them... 0:13:23.528,0:13:24.767 true! 0:13:24.767,0:13:26.999 Duh duh duh![br]What could she possibly mean? 0:13:26.999,0:13:28.271 I'll explain next week. 0:13:28.271,0:13:30.727 But either way, have a lovely day! 0:13:30.727,0:13:34.353 Please don't become a conspiracy theorist.[br]Take care of yourself 0:13:34.353,0:13:35.503 and your little brain. 0:13:35.503,0:13:39.717 Bye!