From the people who brought you rental dad and exciting new development in parental technology
Hire a mom
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no subsidence?
Hire a mom provides regular support
When you need it most
no matter what your needs
Hire a mom has you covered
we have the chef mom
With over 25 years of expiriance
For only 50 dollars a serving
we also have the tradie mum
Who can fix anything and everything
including the kitchen sink a
More reliable then a plumber or Builder
Tradie mom coms in a absolute bargain
Only 75$ an hour
we have the toutour mom. With PHDs in
Mathematics business and psychology
able to help you with your university assiments
For the low low price of 100$ per hour per subject
Our scientist have been working all night
To bring you patented tempature tecnowlagy
-by mum
-just wait
Bye now
call now ! 0800 hire- A mum
All our moms are standing bye
Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call
For limited time and no extra cost, our moms come with mural
busting capablities
And I can't even believe he broke up with me
you kinow
I know
so next time you are hungry
cold
Or just need some love
why not hire a mum
derected by louise hunt
writen by louise hunt and blair munro
With thanks to Getty Images, Bevin Yeatman
and Wynne Xia
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