From the people who brought you rental dad and exciting new development in parental technology
Hire a mom
Do you find yourself working long hours with no subsidence?
Hire a mom provides regular support When you need it most
no matter what your needs Hire a mom has you covered
we have the chef mom With over 25 years of expiriance
For only 50 dollars a serving
we also have the tradie mum Who can fix anything and everything
including the kitchen sink a More reliable then a plumber or Builder
Tradie mom coms in a absolute bargain Only 75$ an hour
we have the toutour mom. With PHDs in Mathematics business and psychology
able to help you with your university assiments For the low low price of 100$ per hour per subject
Our scientist have been working all night To bring you patented tempature tecnowlagy
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call now ! 0800 hire- A mum All our moms are standing bye
Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call
For limited time and no extra cost, our moms come with mural busting capablities
And I can't even believe he broke up with me you kinow
I know
so next time you are hungry
cold
Or just need some love why not hire a mum
derected by louise hunt writen by louise hunt and blair munro
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