Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!
- He’s Portuguese! - He’ll score goals!
- He’s magic! - Bruno!
- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes... - What?!
- Ed, are you awake? - I am now… Next I saw my windows break…
- Make sure Bruno signs by Thursday evening! - Ole? - NO!
Come on be a red! You can’t be worse than Fred! Crazy money, but I need it done tonight!
Deal!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!
He’s Portuguese! He’ll score goals!
- He’s magic! - Bruno!
- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes... - What?!
- Now it’s derby day! - We won 1-0 away!
Don’t mention the 1st leg!
- I am safe now! - Sweet dreams til the morning!
Now I’m wide awake! I didn’t know you could bake! I made sure Bruno signed by Thursday evening!
- Payrise? - Sure! - YES!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Fernandes! Bruno!
He’s Portuguese! He’ll score goals!
- He’s magic! - Bruno!
- The best midfielder since Paul Scholes... - What?!
- What a shot! - What a baller!
And I can play the piano!
NO!!! It’s happening again!
Was it something I said?
Hey Bruno, Ed Woodward has come up with another genius marketing plan to raise some dosh…
Launching tomorrow, brUNO - the card game...