Bloody Yanks and their tariffs
we need a response
we need to show them that Ireland is not
to be messed with
Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys
They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan
That's fighting talk
We need to take action
From now on any American tourist landing on these shores
who's getting into a taxi
we'll overcharge them and
take them on a much longer route
Don't we already do that?
Alright well in that case
from now on
only the worst Guinness
will be sent over to them
I think we already do that as well
We do don't we
We need to do something lads
Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves
Is it even on the shelves?
I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff
it's basically sparkling water awful stuff
An outright ban on American chocolate?
Well it's horrible anyway
It's very chalky
isn't it sticks to the teeth
it's sickly sweet
they just don't have the dairy herd
We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount
Yes
From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming
Oh
Yeah well
to an extent i mean
not obviously exclusively
we'll go to the UK for bits
spread it out
we'll just maybe kind of
How about we send over Conor McGregor
on diplomatic missions?
How's that going to help?
Well it's not going to help
but at least it'll be their problem for a while
Ah yes
We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics
For cultural appropriation
Yes
What about Notre Dame?
Them too
and Lucky Charms
The lot of them
Yes
and finally
pull them out
What?
No
Ah now
Ah no
Come on now minister
Pull
them out now
There too far gone
It's not the time minister
With respect they're different people now
They're different come on
Riverdance
it's coming home
You don't [___]
with the butter
Doomdah
We are playing Dublin in May
Yes five shows
Doomdah