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Bloody Yanks and their tariffs

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we need a response

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we need to show them that Ireland is not

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to be messed with

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Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys

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They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan

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That's fighting talk

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We need to take action

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From now on any American tourist landing on these shores

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who's getting into a taxi

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we'll overcharge them and

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take them on a much longer route

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Don't we already do that?

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Alright well in that case

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from now on

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only the worst Guinness

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will be sent over to them

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I think we already do that as well

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We do don't we

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We need to do something lads

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Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves

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Is it even on the shelves?

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I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff

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it's basically sparkling water awful stuff

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An outright ban on American chocolate?

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Well it's horrible anyway

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It's very chalky

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isn't it sticks to the teeth

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it's sickly sweet

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they just don't have the dairy herd

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We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount

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Yes

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From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming

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Oh

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Yeah well

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to an extent i mean

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not obviously exclusively

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we'll go to the UK for bits

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spread it out

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we'll just maybe kind of

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How about we send over Conor McGregor

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on diplomatic missions?

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How's that going to help?

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Well it's not going to help

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but at least it'll be their problem for a while

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Ah yes

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We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics

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For cultural appropriation

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Yes

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What about Notre Dame?

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Them too

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and Lucky Charms

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The lot of them

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Yes

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and finally

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pull them out

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What?

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No

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Ah now

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Ah no

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Come on now minister

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Pull

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them out now

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There too far gone

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It's not the time minister

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With respect they're different people now

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They're different come on

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Riverdance

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it's coming home

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You don't [___]

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with the butter

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Doomdah

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We are playing Dublin in May

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Yes five shows

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Doomdah