1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,155 Bloody Yanks and their tariffs 2 00:00:02,155 --> 00:00:03,501 we need a response 3 00:00:03,501 --> 00:00:05,545 we need to show them that Ireland is not 4 00:00:05,545 --> 00:00:06,325 to be messed with 5 00:00:06,325 --> 00:00:08,197 Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys 6 00:00:08,197 --> 00:00:10,500 They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan 7 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,468 That's fighting talk 8 00:00:11,468 --> 00:00:12,626 We need to take action 9 00:00:12,626 --> 00:00:15,177 From now on any American tourist landing on these shores 10 00:00:15,177 --> 00:00:16,354 who's getting into a taxi 11 00:00:16,354 --> 00:00:18,312 we'll overcharge them and 12 00:00:18,312 --> 00:00:20,549 take them on a much longer route 13 00:00:20,549 --> 00:00:21,903 Don't we already do that? 14 00:00:21,903 --> 00:00:24,435 Alright well in that case 15 00:00:24,435 --> 00:00:25,195 from now on 16 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:26,528 only the worst Guinness 17 00:00:26,528 --> 00:00:28,729 will be sent over to them 18 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,128 I think we already do that as well 19 00:00:30,128 --> 00:00:31,237 We do don't we 20 00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:32,941 We need to do something lads 21 00:00:32,941 --> 00:00:35,150 Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves 22 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:36,427 Is it even on the shelves? 23 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,343 I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff 24 00:00:38,343 --> 00:00:40,396 it's basically sparkling water awful stuff 25 00:00:40,396 --> 00:00:42,556 An outright ban on American chocolate? 26 00:00:42,556 --> 00:00:43,420 Well it's horrible anyway 27 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,480 It's very chalky 28 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,439 isn't it sticks to the teeth 29 00:00:45,439 --> 00:00:46,290 it's sickly sweet 30 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,465 they just don't have the dairy herd 31 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:50,210 We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount 32 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:50,899 Yes 33 00:00:50,899 --> 00:00:54,385 From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming 34 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:55,189 Oh 35 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,209 Yeah well 36 00:00:56,209 --> 00:00:56,949 to an extent i mean 37 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:58,961 not obviously exclusively 38 00:00:58,961 --> 00:01:00,115 we'll go to the UK for bits 39 00:01:00,115 --> 00:01:00,830 spread it out 40 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:01,900 we'll just maybe kind of 41 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,692 How about we send over Conor McGregor 42 00:01:03,692 --> 00:01:05,277 on diplomatic missions? 43 00:01:05,277 --> 00:01:06,510 How's that going to help? 44 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:07,666 Well it's not going to help 45 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:08,935 but at least it'll be their problem for a while 46 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,494 Ah yes 47 00:01:10,494 --> 00:01:12,591 We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics 48 00:01:12,591 --> 00:01:14,264 For cultural appropriation 49 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:15,097 Yes 50 00:01:15,097 --> 00:01:16,219 What about Notre Dame? 51 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:16,777 Them too 52 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:17,700 and Lucky Charms 53 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,345 The lot of them 54 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,114 Yes 55 00:01:19,114 --> 00:01:20,437 and finally 56 00:01:20,437 --> 00:01:21,978 pull them out 57 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:22,955 What? 58 00:01:22,955 --> 00:01:23,483 No 59 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,036 Ah now 60 00:01:24,036 --> 00:01:24,557 Ah no 61 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:25,586 Come on now minister 62 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,439 Pull 63 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:27,529 them out now 64 00:01:27,529 --> 00:01:28,726 There too far gone 65 00:01:28,726 --> 00:01:29,514 It's not the time minister 66 00:01:29,514 --> 00:01:31,692 With respect they're different people now 67 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:32,661 They're different come on 68 00:01:32,661 --> 00:01:33,773 Riverdance 69 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,169 it's coming home 70 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:41,352 You don't [___] 71 00:01:42,549 --> 00:01:43,301 with the butter 72 00:01:49,194 --> 00:01:50,136 Doomdah 73 00:01:50,136 --> 00:01:51,951 We are playing Dublin in May 74 00:01:51,951 --> 00:01:53,951 Yes five shows 75 00:01:55,188 --> 00:01:57,370 Doomdah