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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.08,0:00:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody Yanks and their tariffs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.16,0:00:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need a response
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.50,0:00:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to show them that Ireland is not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.54,0:00:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be messed with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.32,0:00:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.20,0:00:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.50,0:00:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fighting talk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.47,0:00:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to take action
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.63,0:00:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From now on any American tourist landing on these shores
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.18,0:00:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's getting into a taxi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll overcharge them and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.31,0:00:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take them on a much longer route
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.55,0:00:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't we already do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.90,0:00:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright well in that case
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.44,0:00:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from now on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.20,0:00:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only the worst Guinness
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.53,0:00:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will be sent over to them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.73,0:00:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we already do that as well
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We do don't we
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.24,0:00:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to do something lads
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.94,0:00:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.15,0:00:36.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it even on the shelves?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.43,0:00:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's basically sparkling water awful stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.40,0:00:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An outright ban on American chocolate?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.56,0:00:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's horrible anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.42,0:00:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very chalky
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.48,0:00:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't it sticks to the teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's sickly sweet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.29,0:00:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they just don't have the dairy herd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.21,0:00:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.90,0:00:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.38,0:00:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.19,0:00:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah well
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.21,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to an extent i mean
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not obviously exclusively
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.96,0:01:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll go to the UK for bits
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.12,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spread it out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll just maybe kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.90,0:01:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we send over Conor McGregor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.69,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on diplomatic missions?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's that going to help?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.51,0:01:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's not going to help
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.67,0:01:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at least it'll be their problem for a while
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.94,0:01:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah yes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.49,0:01:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.59,0:01:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For cultural appropriation
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.26,0:01:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.10,0:01:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Notre Dame?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.22,0:01:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Them too
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.78,0:01:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Lucky Charms
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.70,0:01:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The lot of them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.34,0:01:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.11,0:01:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and finally
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.44,0:01:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pull them out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.98,0:01:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.96,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.04,0:01:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.56,0:01:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on now minister
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.59,0:01:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pull
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.44,0:01:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them out now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.53,0:01:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There too far gone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.73,0:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not the time minister
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With respect they're different people now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.69,0:01:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're different come on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.66,0:01:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Riverdance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.27,0:01:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's coming home
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.08,0:01:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't [___]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.55,0:01:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the butter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.19,0:01:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are playing Dublin in May
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.95,0:01:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes five shows
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.19,0:01:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah