Bloody Yanks and their tariffs

we need a response

we need to show them that Ireland is not

to be messed with

Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys

They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan

That's fighting talk

We need to take action

From now on any American tourist landing on these shores

who's getting into a taxi

we'll overcharge them and

take them on a much longer route

Don't we already do that?

Alright well in that case

from now on

only the worst Guinness

will be sent over to them

I think we already do that as well

We do don't we

We need to do something lads

Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves

Is it even on the shelves?

I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff

it's basically sparkling water awful stuff

An outright ban on American chocolate?

Well it's horrible anyway

It's very chalky

isn't it sticks to the teeth

it's sickly sweet

they just don't have the dairy herd

We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount

Yes

From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming

Oh

Yeah well

to an extent i mean

not obviously exclusively

we'll go to the UK for bits

spread it out

we'll just maybe kind of

How about we send over Conor McGregor

on diplomatic missions?

How's that going to help?

Well it's not going to help

but at least it'll be their problem for a while

Ah yes

We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics

For cultural appropriation

Yes

What about Notre Dame?

Them too

and Lucky Charms

The lot of them

Yes

and finally

pull them out

What?

No

Ah now

Ah no

Come on now minister

Pull

them out now

There too far gone

It's not the time minister

With respect they're different people now

They're different come on

Riverdance

it's coming home

You don't [___]

with the butter

Doomdah

We are playing Dublin in May

Yes five shows

Doomdah