WEBVTT 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.155 Bloody Yanks and their tariffs 00:00:02.155 --> 00:00:03.501 we need a response 00:00:03.501 --> 00:00:05.545 we need to show them that Ireland is not 00:00:05.545 --> 00:00:06.325 to be messed with 00:00:06.325 --> 00:00:08.197 Now it's America so we're going to have to be careful guys 00:00:08.197 --> 00:00:10.500 They're putting a fiver on the [ __ ] butter Declan 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:11.468 That's fighting talk 00:00:11.468 --> 00:00:12.626 We need to take action 00:00:12.626 --> 00:00:15.177 From now on any American tourist landing on these shores 00:00:15.177 --> 00:00:16.354 who's getting into a taxi 00:00:16.354 --> 00:00:18.312 we'll overcharge them and 00:00:18.312 --> 00:00:20.549 take them on a much longer route 00:00:20.549 --> 00:00:21.903 Don't we already do that? 00:00:21.903 --> 00:00:24.435 Alright well in that case 00:00:24.435 --> 00:00:25.195 from now on 00:00:25.195 --> 00:00:26.528 only the worst Guinness 00:00:26.528 --> 00:00:28.729 will be sent over to them 00:00:28.729 --> 00:00:30.128 I think we already do that as well 00:00:30.128 --> 00:00:31.237 We do don't we 00:00:31.237 --> 00:00:32.941 We need to do something lads 00:00:32.941 --> 00:00:35.150 Why don't we take all American beer off the shelves 00:00:35.150 --> 00:00:36.427 Is it even on the shelves? 00:00:36.427 --> 00:00:38.343 I mean you couldn't even pay me to drink the stuff 00:00:38.343 --> 00:00:40.396 it's basically sparkling water awful stuff 00:00:40.396 --> 00:00:42.556 An outright ban on American chocolate? 00:00:42.556 --> 00:00:43.420 Well it's horrible anyway 00:00:43.420 --> 00:00:44.480 It's very chalky 00:00:44.480 --> 00:00:45.439 isn't it sticks to the teeth 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:46.290 it's sickly sweet 00:00:46.290 --> 00:00:47.465 they just don't have the dairy herd 00:00:47.465 --> 00:00:50.210 We're going to put a ban on Netflix Disney and Paramount 00:00:50.210 --> 00:00:50.899 Yes 00:00:50.899 --> 00:00:54.385 From now on we rely only on homegrown Irish programming 00:00:54.385 --> 00:00:55.189 Oh 00:00:55.189 --> 00:00:56.209 Yeah well 00:00:56.209 --> 00:00:56.949 to an extent i mean 00:00:56.949 --> 00:00:58.961 not obviously exclusively 00:00:58.961 --> 00:01:00.115 we'll go to the UK for bits 00:01:00.115 --> 00:01:00.830 spread it out 00:01:00.830 --> 00:01:01.900 we'll just maybe kind of 00:01:01.900 --> 00:01:03.692 How about we send over Conor McGregor 00:01:03.692 --> 00:01:05.277 on diplomatic missions? 00:01:05.277 --> 00:01:06.510 How's that going to help? 00:01:06.510 --> 00:01:07.666 Well it's not going to help 00:01:07.666 --> 00:01:08.935 but at least it'll be their problem for a while 00:01:08.935 --> 00:01:10.494 Ah yes 00:01:10.494 --> 00:01:12.591 We're going to take legal action against the Boston Celtics 00:01:12.591 --> 00:01:14.264 For cultural appropriation 00:01:14.264 --> 00:01:15.097 Yes 00:01:15.097 --> 00:01:16.219 What about Notre Dame? 00:01:16.219 --> 00:01:16.777 Them too 00:01:16.777 --> 00:01:17.700 and Lucky Charms 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:18.345 The lot of them 00:01:18.345 --> 00:01:19.114 Yes 00:01:19.114 --> 00:01:20.437 and finally 00:01:20.437 --> 00:01:21.978 pull them out 00:01:21.978 --> 00:01:22.955 What? 00:01:22.955 --> 00:01:23.483 No 00:01:23.483 --> 00:01:24.036 Ah now 00:01:24.036 --> 00:01:24.557 Ah no 00:01:24.557 --> 00:01:25.586 Come on now minister 00:01:25.586 --> 00:01:26.439 Pull 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:27.529 them out now 00:01:27.529 --> 00:01:28.726 There too far gone 00:01:28.726 --> 00:01:29.514 It's not the time minister 00:01:29.514 --> 00:01:31.692 With respect they're different people now 00:01:31.692 --> 00:01:32.661 They're different come on 00:01:32.661 --> 00:01:33.773 Riverdance 00:01:36.270 --> 00:01:37.169 it's coming home 00:01:40.085 --> 00:01:41.352 You don't [___] 00:01:42.549 --> 00:01:43.301 with the butter 00:01:49.194 --> 00:01:50.136 Doomdah 00:01:50.136 --> 00:01:51.951 We are playing Dublin in May 00:01:51.951 --> 00:01:53.951 Yes five shows 00:01:55.188 --> 00:01:57.370 Doomdah