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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malnati yankee con i loro dazi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dobbiamo rispondere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.33,0:00:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dobbiamo fargli vedere che con l’Irlanda\Nnon si scherza.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.20,0:00:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono gli Stati Uniti, ragazzi, \Ndobbiamo stare attenti.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.13,0:00:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cinque euro in più\Nsul fottuto burro, Declan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.22,0:00:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vogliono la guerra.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.42,0:00:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dobbiamo agire.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D'ora in avanti a qualsiasi turista \Namericano che arriva e prende un taxi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.14,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,faremo pagare il doppio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e fare la strada più lunga.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non lo facciamo già?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Giusto, all.... allora in quel caso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.29,0:00:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da ora in avanti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.14,0:00:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,invieremo loro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.47,0:00:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,solo la peggiore Guinness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.47,0:00:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che facciamo già \Nanche quello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.12,0:00:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah sì, è vero.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.08,0:00:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dobbiamo fare qualcosa ragazzi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.83,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Togliamo dagli scaffali \Ntutta la birra americana?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.21,0:00:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'è birra americana sugli scaffali?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.38,0:00:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non la berrei nemmeno se mi pagaste.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.32,0:00:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Praticamente è acqua minerale, \Nterribile.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.35,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bando totale sul cioccolato americano?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mah, è comunque orribile.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.42,0:00:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembra gesso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.52,0:00:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Già, ti si incolla ai denti.\N- Dolce da far schifo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.88,0:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È che non hanno la mandria da latte.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.22,0:00:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Banniamo Netflix Disney e Paramount.\N- Sì.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.84,0:00:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da ora in avanti solo programmi irlandesi locali.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.06,0:00:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.89,0:00:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, beh,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.76,0:00:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voglio dire fino ad un certo punto,\Novviamente non esclusivamente.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.15,0:01:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Per qualcosa andremo nel Regno Unito.\N- Allarghiamoci.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.90,0:01:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Potremmo magari...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.79,0:01:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E se mandassimo Conor McGregor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.57,0:01:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in missione diplomatica?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.16,0:01:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E come ci aiuterebbe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.46,0:01:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non ci aiuterebbe,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.20,0:01:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma almeno per un po’ \Nsarebbe un loro problema.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.96,0:01:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah sìììì.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.14,0:01:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inizieremo un’azione legale \Ncontro i Boston Celtics
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.12,0:01:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per appropriazione culturale.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.22,0:01:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.87,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E Notre Dame?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anche loro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.63,0:01:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E Lucky Charms.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.50,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tutti quanti.\N- Sì.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ed Infine...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.24,0:01:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fateli rientrare.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.72,0:01:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosa?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.79,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- No, dai.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.44,0:01:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ministro, non faccia così.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.29,0:01:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Riportateli
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,qui. Ora.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.42,0:01:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sono irrecuperabili.\N- Non è il momento, ministro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.48,0:01:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Con tutto il rispetto sono persone \Ncompletamente diverse ormai.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.53,0:01:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono diverse, su.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.57,0:01:33.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Riverdance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.98,0:01:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,torna a casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non si fa i cazzoni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.13,0:01:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con il burro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.78,0:01:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saremo a Dublino a maggio.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.77,0:01:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sì, cinque show.