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-Hey, what's up, you guys?

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So this week, I made a sequel to the Dawson's Creek spoof I did a couple months ago.

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So if you haven't seen that one, click right here.

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This video's pretty important to me 'cause it's about a feeling I'm sure a lot of you guys get.

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The feeling about being unwanted, not good enough.

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Or the feeling of having to change yourself for somebody else.

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So hopefully you guys enjoy it and I will see you after the video.

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-I don't wanna wait

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For our lives to be over

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I want to know right now what it will be

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I don't wanna wait

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For our lives to be over

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Is it me or is this bitch

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Creepy

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(vocalizing)

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-Man, what am I gonna do?

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I broke up with Jen and now Joey hates me.

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I wonder if Joey will ever realize the kiss I had with Jen was to say good-bye.

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And now I wanna kiss Joey to say hello.

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-Hello, Dawson.

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(giggles)

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-Why are you under my bed?

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-Your dad put bars on the windows,

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so I had to dig an underground tunnel that connects from my bedroom to yours.

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-But you live ten miles away.

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-Yeah, it took me three days.

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I haven't slept yet so I'm starting to hallucinate.

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-Really?

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-Yeah, right now I'm hallucinating that I have a big rubber fist up your ass.

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-(chuckles nervously)

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Dawson, I wanna be with you forever.

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I know it could ruin our friendship, but

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I'm in love with you.

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-Joey, I love you.

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(romantic music plays)

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(glass shatters)

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-How could you cheat on me, you fucking whore?!

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-Fuck you!

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-I wish I could but your penis is too small!

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-It's not my fault;

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all the men in my family have small penises.

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-Not all the men.

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-Don't worry, Dawson honey.

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Everything is fine.

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-I hope you don't need your car 'cause I'm gonna blow it the fuck up!

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-Oh, he's kidding.

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You know your father,

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big ol' prankster.

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(explosion)

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(chuckles nervously) Is he doing sound effects again?

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I sure hope he doesn't do that gun one.

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-I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch!

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(gunshots)

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-Oh, there it is.

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Bye, Dawson.

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-Wow.

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You're so lucky your family's normal.

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-Oh, my God, I can't believe this.

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My parents are getting a divorce.

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Oh, there's so many emotions going through my head right now.

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Joe, what's going through your head?

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-(singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time")

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-Nothing.

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-I'm sorry, Joey.

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I can't be with you right now.

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If my parents can't even be in love, then how can I?

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Love doesn't exist!

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(sobbing)

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(iPhone ringing)

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-Dawson?

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-No, it's Pacey.

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-(disappointingly) Aw.

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-Thanks.

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-Sorry, Pacey.

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What's up?

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-There's a little something I wanted to give you.

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-Really?

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-Yeah, but don't get excited.

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I mean, It's kind of stupid you know,

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but I gotta give it to you before this Friday.

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-Okay, well I'll stop right by today and get it.

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Oh, but first I have to go to Dawson's house.

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I've been waiting for him to call me all day.

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-You're gonna be waiting a long time, Joe.

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-What do you mean?

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-Dawson's only capable of loving himself, Joe.

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When are you gonna see that?

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-Well, what am I supposed to do?

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Fall out of love with Dawson and in love with you?

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-(chuckles nervously) Yeah, that's crazy.

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-I mean, you're like the exact opposite of Dawson.

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He's smart, sexy, caring, funny, intelligent, rich...

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-I guess I...

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-Responsible, tall, broad-shouldered, well-endowed, talented...

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-I get it, Joe.

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-And you're just...Pacey.

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-Yeah.

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I guess I am.

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-So, what did you want to give me again?

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-No, uh, it was nothing.

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-All right, talk to you later, Pace.

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-Yeah, later Joe.

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-Hey bro, don't wait up for me.

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Got a hot date tonight with...a girl.

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-Oh, really?

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How hot is she?

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-(scoffs) She's so hot.

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She has these big fake boobs with nipples

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and long hair with big fat woman hips

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(retches)

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-Have fun on your man-date.

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-Fuck you, Pacey!

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-(sighs)

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(Joey sighs)

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-Aww, what's wrong, Joe?

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-Are you eating ice cream with a chicken wing?

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-Yeah.

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Baby wants what the baby wants.

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-You had the baby a year ago.

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-Let's talk more about you.

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-I don't know.

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Dawson just doesn't seem to want me and I don't know why.

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-Well, I'd start with shaving your legs.

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-But you said my hairy legs were cute.

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-Yeah, cute like a puppy, Joey.

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But boys don't want to fuck puppies, do they? No.

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They want to fuck pretty girls that aren't pregnant.

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-I guess I could try a little harder with my looks.

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-You know what you need?

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-A psychiatric evaluation?

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-Yeah, but you also need a makeover.

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-But who would do it?

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-Oh, I know just the girl.

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(The Art of Losing by American Hi-Fi playing)

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-Wha-oh, wha-oh

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Wha-oh, wha-oh

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Last call now I'm outta time

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And I don't got no valentine

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Singled out, now I stand alone

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The underdog in a modern world

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Suburbia is hot tonight

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But nothing seems to feel alright

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I don't want your sympathy

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I just need a little therapy

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At least that's what they say to me

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Hey ho let's go

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I'm gonna start a riot, you don't wanna fight it

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One two, one two

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Don't tell me what to do

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I don't wanna be like you

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Can't you see

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I'm my own worst enemy

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Knock me down I'll keep on moving

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It's the art of losing

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-How do I look?

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-Girl, you look like a stupid trashy gutter-slut ho.

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It's perfect!

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-Wha-oa, wha-oh

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Wha-oh, wha-oh

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Wha-oa, wha-oh

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Wha-oh, wha-oa

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Two, three, four!

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Hey ho let's go

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I'm gonna start a riot, you don't wanna fight it

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One two, one two

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We're the kids, we're the kids

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We're the kids in America

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-Joey.

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-Pacey?

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-Wow, you look like a black person.

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-Thanks.

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-Joe, I know I'm not the perfect guy.

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You know I know I'm not smart or rich

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or really handsome but...

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I love you.

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And I would love you till the day I die.

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And when I'm with you, I feel like I'm something,

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not just... Pacey.

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-Pacey, I...

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Dawson?

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-I'm an idiot.

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I love you and I don't want to make you wait anymore.

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(Last Song by DaveDays playing)

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-Pacey...

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you're an amazing friend but I love Dawson.

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-Well, I hope you two are happy together.

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And I hope you're happy, Dawson.

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You got everything you ever wanted.

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Might as well have this.

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-Pacey, wait!

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-He wants to go to prom with me?

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I never even knew he was gay.

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-Their life is so dramatic.

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So the reason I wanted to make that video is I know I get that feeling sometimes

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of I should change myself for somebody else or I'm not good enough.

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Or that feeling of I need somebody else to complete me.

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And that's just not true and it's not the way to live.

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So the cheesy moral of the day is be you and say fuck you to anybody to doesn't like it.

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So here's my question of the day:

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Since summer's almost over,

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what was one memorable experience you had?

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Mine, as cheesy as it sounds, is probably just this.

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This summer, I've been able to experiment and do longer videos with more characters and storylines

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and you guys seem to be supporting it and not complaining,

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so thank you.

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And PS, the back of my hair isn't done

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and I have a rash on my lips from all the lipstick.

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'Cause I know a lot of the comments are gonna be like,

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"You look like shit, Shane."

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Yes, I agree and I know.

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Oh, by the way, the song at the end is by fellow YouTuber DaveDays

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and the link to the iTunes is in the crotch.

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Music in my crotch

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All right you guys, I gotta go.

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See you later.

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Ooh, double-handed, ooh!

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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-(chuckles nervously)