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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, what's up, you guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.41,0:00:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this week, I made a sequel to the Dawson's Creek spoof I did a couple months ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.02,0:00:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you haven't seen that one, click right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.03,0:00:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video's pretty important to me 'cause it's about a feeling I'm sure a lot of you guys get.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.33,0:00:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The feeling about being unwanted, not good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the feeling of having to change yourself for somebody else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.10,0:00:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So hopefully you guys enjoy it and I will see you after the video.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.25,0:00:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't wanna wait
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.82,0:00:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For our lives to be over
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to know right now what it will be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.16,0:00:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna wait
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.52,0:00:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For our lives to be over
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.43,0:00:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it me or is this bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.94,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Creepy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(vocalizing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.39,0:00:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Man, what am I gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.02,0:01:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I broke up with Jen and now Joey hates me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.47,0:01:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if Joey will ever realize the kiss I had with Jen was to say good-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.82,0:01:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I wanna kiss Joey to say hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hello, Dawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.90,0:01:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.12,0:01:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why are you under my bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.10,0:01:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Your dad put bars on the windows,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.66,0:01:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had to dig an underground tunnel that connects from my bedroom to yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.62,0:01:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But you live ten miles away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.63,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, it took me three days.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't slept yet so I'm starting to hallucinate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.93,0:01:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.93,0:01:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, right now I'm hallucinating that I have a big rubber fist up your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.100,0:01:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chuckles nervously)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.03,0:01:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dawson, I wanna be with you forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.42,0:01:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it could ruin our friendship, but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.62,0:01:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in love with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Joey, I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.24,0:01:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(romantic music plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.05,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How could you cheat on me, you fucking whore?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.73,0:02:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fuck you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.73,0:02:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I wish I could but your penis is too small!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.91,0:02:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not my fault;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.92,0:02:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the men in my family have small penises.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.46,0:02:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not all the men.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.18,0:02:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't worry, Dawson honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.41,0:02:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.98,0:02:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I hope you don't need your car 'cause I'm gonna blow it the fuck up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.42,0:02:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, he's kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.52,0:02:24.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know your father,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.85,0:02:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big ol' prankster.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.57,0:02:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.10,0:02:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles nervously) Is he doing sound effects again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.84,0:02:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure hope he doesn't do that gun one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.06,0:02:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.44,0:02:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gunshots)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.04,0:02:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, there it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.74,0:02:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, Dawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.32,0:02:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.46,0:02:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so lucky your family's normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.72,0:02:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.94,0:02:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My parents are getting a divorce.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.01,0:02:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there's so many emotions going through my head right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.22,0:02:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joe, what's going through your head?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.41,0:03:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time")
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.97,0:03:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.99,0:03:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sorry, Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.08,0:03:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't be with you right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.67,0:03:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If my parents can't even be in love, then how can I?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.98,0:03:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love doesn't exist!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.79,0:03:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.77,0:03:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(iPhone ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.57,0:03:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dawson?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.75,0:03:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, it's Pacey.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.77,0:03:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(disappointingly) Aw.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.08,0:03:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.59,0:03:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry, Pacey.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.68,0:03:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.68,0:03:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's a little something I wanted to give you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.30,0:03:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.62,0:03:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, but don't get excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.31,0:03:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, It's kind of stupid you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.31,0:03:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I gotta give it to you before this Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.32,0:03:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, well I'll stop right by today and get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.79,0:03:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but first I have to go to Dawson's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.10,0:04:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been waiting for him to call me all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.18,0:04:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're gonna be waiting a long time, Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.74,0:04:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.60,0:04:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dawson's only capable of loving himself, Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.52,0:04:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When are you gonna see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.99,0:04:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, what am I supposed to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.10,0:04:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fall out of love with Dawson and in love with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.42,0:04:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chuckles nervously) Yeah, that's crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.02,0:04:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I mean, you're like the exact opposite of Dawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.93,0:04:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's smart, sexy, caring, funny, intelligent, rich...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.60,0:04:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I guess I...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.60,0:04:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Responsible, tall, broad-shouldered, well-endowed, talented...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.33,0:04:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I get it, Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.33,0:04:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And you're just...Pacey.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.43,0:04:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.02,0:04:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, what did you want to give me again?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.84,0:04:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, uh, it was nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.55,0:04:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, talk to you later, Pace.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.08,0:04:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, later Joe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.96,0:05:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey bro, don't wait up for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.87,0:05:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got a hot date tonight with...a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.88,0:05:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.21,0:05:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How hot is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.12,0:05:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(scoffs) She's so hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.46,0:05:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She has these big fake boobs with nipples
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.54,0:05:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and long hair with big fat woman hips
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.37,0:05:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(retches)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.52,0:05:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Have fun on your man-date.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.19,0:05:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fuck you, Pacey!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.07,0:05:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.67,0:05:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Joey sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.16,0:05:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aww, what's wrong, Joe?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.01,0:05:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you eating ice cream with a chicken wing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.36,0:05:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.79,0:05:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby wants what the baby wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.67,0:05:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You had the baby a year ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.72,0:05:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's talk more about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.66,0:05:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.50,0:05:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dawson just doesn't seem to want me and I don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.44,0:05:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I'd start with shaving your legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.43,0:05:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But you said my hairy legs were cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.01,0:06:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, cute like a puppy, Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.66,0:06:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But boys don't want to fuck puppies, do they? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.76,0:06:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They want to fuck pretty girls that aren't pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.75,0:06:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I guess I could try a little harder with my looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.99,0:06:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You know what you need?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.53,0:06:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A psychiatric evaluation?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.53,0:06:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, but you also need a makeover.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.92,0:06:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But who would do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.59,0:06:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I know just the girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.83,0:06:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(The Art of Losing by American Hi-Fi playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.99,0:06:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wha-oh, wha-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.40,0:06:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-oh, wha-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.36,0:06:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last call now I'm outta time
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.94,0:06:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't got no valentine
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.85,0:06:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Singled out, now I stand alone
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.63,0:06:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The underdog in a modern world
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.67,0:06:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suburbia is hot tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.60,0:06:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But nothing seems to feel alright
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.32,0:06:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want your sympathy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.37,0:07:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need a little therapy
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.93,0:07:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least that's what they say to me
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.42,0:07:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey ho let's go
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.08,0:07:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna start a riot, you don't wanna fight it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.33,0:07:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One two, one two
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.66,0:07:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell me what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.14,0:07:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna be like you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.94,0:07:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you see
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.75,0:07:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm my own worst enemy
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.69,0:07:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knock me down I'll keep on moving
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.37,0:07:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the art of losing
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.74,0:07:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How do I look?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.74,0:07:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Girl, you look like a stupid trashy gutter-slut ho.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.12,0:07:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.70,0:07:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wha-oa, wha-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.92,0:07:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-oh, wha-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.82,0:07:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-oa, wha-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.82,0:07:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-oh, wha-oa
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.01,0:07:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two, three, four!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.78,0:07:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey ho let's go
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.22,0:08:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna start a riot, you don't wanna fight it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.20,0:08:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One two, one two
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the kids, we're the kids
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.71,0:08:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're the kids in America
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.95,0:08:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.66,0:08:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pacey?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.76,0:08:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, you look like a black person.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.92,0:08:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.19,0:08:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Joe, I know I'm not the perfect guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.14,0:08:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I know I'm not smart or rich
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.79,0:08:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or really handsome but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.83,0:08:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I would love you till the day I die.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.69,0:08:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I'm with you, I feel like I'm something,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.08,0:08:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just... Pacey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.11,0:08:48.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pacey, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.37,0:08:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dawson?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.34,0:08:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.78,0:08:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you and I don't want to make you wait anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.02,0:09:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Last Song by DaveDays playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.83,0:09:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pacey...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.00,0:09:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're an amazing friend but I love Dawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.04,0:09:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I hope you two are happy together.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.78,0:09:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I hope you're happy, Dawson.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.68,0:09:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got everything you ever wanted.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.51,0:09:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might as well have this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.30,0:09:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pacey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.76,0:09:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He wants to go to prom with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.56,0:09:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never even knew he was gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.82,0:09:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Their life is so dramatic.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.20,0:09:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the reason I wanted to make that video is I know I get that feeling sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.86,0:09:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of I should change myself for somebody else or I'm not good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.60,0:10:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or that feeling of I need somebody else to complete me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.19,0:10:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's just not true and it's not the way to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.13,0:10:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the cheesy moral of the day is be you and say fuck you to anybody to doesn't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.38,0:10:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's my question of the day:
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.76,0:10:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since summer's almost over,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.94,0:10:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what was one memorable experience you had?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.06,0:10:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine, as cheesy as it sounds, is probably just this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.66,0:10:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This summer, I've been able to experiment and do longer videos with more characters and storylines
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.68,0:10:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you guys seem to be supporting it and not complaining,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.29,0:10:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.29,0:10:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And PS, the back of my hair isn't done
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.59,0:10:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have a rash on my lips from all the lipstick.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.34,0:10:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I know a lot of the comments are gonna be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.77,0:10:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You look like shit, Shane."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.03,0:10:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I agree and I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.52,0:10:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, by the way, the song at the end is by fellow YouTuber DaveDays
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.35,0:10:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the link to the iTunes is in the crotch.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.95,0:10:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Music in my crotch
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.93,0:10:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right you guys, I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.10,0:10:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.10,0:10:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, double-handed, ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.36,0:10:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.47,0:11:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chuckles nervously)