[heroic ominous music]
Electronic logbook number 1
of the Dreamship Enter(su)prise.
Captain Kock.
Something extraordinary has happened.
We've received a fax.
The order is:
Save the earth!
Do we even have time for that?
Yes!
[phone ringing]
Boner speaking. What's up?
[flute whistling] Oh, stop it!
Our future is solely in their hands.
Bouncy speed!
Captain, bouncy speed isn't smart right now.
Why?
We have a marten damage.
[space ship wooshing]
They fight the evil beyond imagination.
I'm glad to see you Lord Muzzle.
Ass kisser!
Get ready to beam!
Beaming is always such a pain in my ass.
The biggest adventure of humankind begins.
Has somebody called a cab?
Me! It was my idea alone!
[glass shattering]
[laser firing wooshing]
[laser gun shots]
[bong!]
They're on a mission.
Time travel.
Do you have your passport?
Check!
Keys?
Check! I even locked all the doors.
Buckle up.
Let's go.
Ah!
- Do you have an eraser? - No
[spaceships wooshing]
[explosion]
Blow slowly, ladies. You might get neaseous.
Those pigs went back in time to exterminate us.
Go get them!
[swords clashing]
[whack!]
Oh, Billy!
Do you want to satisfy me?
[plastic squeaking]
[explosion] Dreamship Enter(su)prise: Period 1
[explosion] The new movie by Michael Bully Herbig.