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[heroic ominous music]

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Electronic logbook number 1

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of the Dreamship Enter(su)prise.

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Captain Kock.

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Something extraordinary has happened.

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We've received a fax.

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The order is:

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Save the earth!

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Do we even have time for that?

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Yes!

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[phone ringing]

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Boner speaking. 
What's up?

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[flute whistling] Oh, stop it!

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Our future is solely in their hands.

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Bouncy speed!

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Captain, 
bouncy speed isn't smart right now.

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Why?

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We have a marten damage.

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[space ship wooshing]

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They fight the evil beyond imagination.

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I'm glad to see you Lord Muzzle.

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Ass kisser!

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Get ready to beam!

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Beaming is always 
such a pain in my ass.

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The biggest adventure of humankind begins.

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Has somebody called a cab?

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Me! 
It was my idea alone!

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[glass shattering]

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[laser firing wooshing]

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[laser gun shots]

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[bong!]

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They're on a mission.

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Time travel.

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Do you have your passport?

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Check!

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Keys?

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Check!
I even locked all the doors.

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Buckle up.

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Let's go.

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Ah!

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- Do you have an eraser? 
- No

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[spaceships wooshing]

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[explosion]

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Blow slowly, ladies. 
You might get neaseous.

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Those pigs went back in time 
to exterminate us.

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Go get them!

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[swords clashing]

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[whack!]

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Oh, Billy!

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Do you want to satisfy me?

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[plastic squeaking]

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[explosion] 
Dreamship Enter(su)prise: Period 1

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[explosion] 
The new movie by Michael Bully Herbig.