[heroic ominous music]

Electronic logbook number 1

of the Dreamship Enter(su)prise.

Captain Kock.

Something extraordinary has happened.

We've received a fax.

The order is:

Save the earth!

Do we even have time for that?

Yes!

[phone ringing]

Boner speaking. 
What's up?

[flute whistling] Oh, stop it!

Our future is solely in their hands.

Bouncy speed!

Captain, 
bouncy speed isn't smart right now.

Why?

We have a marten damage.

[space ship wooshing]

They fight the evil beyond imagination.

I'm glad to see you Lord Muzzle.

Ass kisser!

Get ready to beam!

Beaming is always 
such a pain in my ass.

The biggest adventure of humankind begins.

Has somebody called a cab?

Me! 
It was my idea alone!

[glass shattering]

[laser firing wooshing]

[laser gun shots]

[bong!]

They're on a mission.

Time travel.

Do you have your passport?

Check!

Keys?

Check!
I even locked all the doors.

Buckle up.

Let's go.

Ah!

- Do you have an eraser? 
- No

[spaceships wooshing]

[explosion]

Blow slowly, ladies. 
You might get dizzy.

Those pigs went back in time 
to exterminate us.

Go get them!

[swords clashing]

[whack!]

Oh, Willy!

Do you want to satisfy me?

[plastic squeaking]

[explosion] 
Dreamship Enter(su)prise: Period 1

[explosion] 
The new movie by Michael Bully Herbig.