Electronic logbook number 1
of the Starship Enter(su)prise.
Captain Kock.
Something extraordinary has happend.
We've received a fax.
The order is:
Save the earth!
Do we even have time for that?
Yes!
Boner here.
What's up?
[flute whistle] Oh, stop it!
Our future is solely in their hands.
Bouncy speed!
Captain, bouncy speed isn't smart right now.
Why?
We have a marten damage.
They fight the evil beyond imagination.
I'm glad to see you Lord Gob.
Ass kisser!
Get ready to beam!
Beaming is always such a pain in my ass.
The biggest adventure of humankind begins.
Has somebody called a taxi?
Me! It was my idea alone!
They're on a mission.
Time travel.
Do you have your passport?
Check!
Keys?
Check! I even locked all doors.
Buckle up.
Let's go.
Do you have an eraser?
No
Blow slowly, ladies. You might get neaseous.
These fuckers went back in time to exerminate us.
Go get them!
Oh, Billy!
Do you want to satisfy me?
Starship Enter(su)prise: Period/Parody/Episode 1
The new movie by Michael Bully Herbig.