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Greetings heroes

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Stan Lee's here to battle

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it's the mind behind The Hulk

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against the geek beneath the Fraggles

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I'm just your friendly

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neighborhood writer man

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with a secret identity of a super MC

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whose raps are as dark as my shades

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leave you squealing like

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MEMEMEMEME

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you're in trouble now Jimmy

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you dirty old hippie

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your beard needs a little bit of snikt

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damn skippy

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heck that face on your neck

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ain't sexy

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you're one part Sweetums

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the other part Skeksis

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step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked

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your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis

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I broke Ferrigno

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and the Comics Code

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so keep your frog and pig show

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moving right along down the road

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I'm glad you got that out

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that anger can clutter your mind

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but you're a creative man Stanley

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so let's just leave it behind

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cause I can sense your tension

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once the verbal fencing starts commencing

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there is no defense against the dents

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Jim Henson is dispensing

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and I'm clenching all your strings

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like you're a puppet in suspension

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call your superhero friends in

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yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging

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let me mention

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I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

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for you to sign your name

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on all of Jack Kirby's comic books

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Nice try frogman

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but Jack was a friend of mine

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that was a low blow

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he did his own Thing

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and now you've made it clobbering time

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oh, you taught children to

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count and spell

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then you taught your own kids

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how to drop your wife harder

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than you flopped on SNL

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I'm telling you Henson

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you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

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I'm a marvel of a party pooper

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I'll snap your turtleneck

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like a Doozer stick

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and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper

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I'm sorry Jim

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sometimes I can't control my rage

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honestly, there's a lot of things

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that you can't control at my age

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but the truth is I miss ya

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you were gone too soon

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you were like watching a beautiful sunset

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at noon

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Stan don't be sad

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we all have a time to go

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most of the internet thought that you died

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12 years ago

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but the Four will always be Fantastic

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the Hulk will always be Incredible

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the words you wove

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within the hearts of heroes are indelible

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there is no beef between us

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we're two minds of the same kind

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and there is no man who could ever muck

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with what we've left behind

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M-I-C

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I rock the mic properly

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K-E-Y

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turning profits I've got the key

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I'm the Juggernaut

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of stacking knots unstoppably

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the Disneyland-lord

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of your intellectual property

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so get back to work

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that's my dime you're wasting

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I didn't buy you for billions

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so you could play around debating

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you belong to Disney

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which means you stay busy

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cranking out magic

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and assembly line whimsy

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artists begging me to stop

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I won't let'em!

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labor conditions in my shop?

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I don't sweat'em!

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I'm powerful enough to

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make a mouse gigantic

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with only 3 circles I dominate the planet

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clearly there's nobody near me

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I'm owning this battle

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in fact I own this whole series

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so hop on my Steamboat boys

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but don't rock it

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I'll put a smile on your face

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and green in your pocket

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you'll be safe and insured

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when you're under my employ

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now look at it!

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gaze upon my empire of joy