1 00:00:14,465 --> 00:00:16,327 Greetings, heros! 2 00:00:16,327 --> 00:00:17,797 Stan Lee's here to battle 3 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,286 It's the mind behind The Hulk 4 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,396 against the geek beneath the Fraggles 5 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:22,476 I'm just your friendly 6 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:23,576 neighbourhood writer, man 7 00:00:23,576 --> 00:00:25,886 with a secret identity of a Super MC 8 00:00:25,886 --> 00:00:27,196 whose raps are as dark as my shades 9 00:00:27,196 --> 00:00:28,306 leave you squealing like: 10 00:00:28,326 --> 00:00:29,280 MEMEMEMEME 11 00:00:29,358 --> 00:00:30,313 You're in trouble now, Jimmy 12 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:31,303 you dirty old hippie 13 00:00:31,303 --> 00:00:32,434 Your beard needs a little bit of snikt 14 00:00:32,455 --> 00:00:33,248 damn skippy 15 00:00:33,248 --> 00:00:34,374 Heck,that face on your neck 16 00:00:34,374 --> 00:00:35,028 ain't sexy 17 00:00:35,028 --> 00:00:35,915 you're one part Sweetums, 18 00:00:35,915 --> 00:00:36,899 the other one Skeksis 19 00:00:36,899 --> 00:00:38,101 Step up to Lee 20 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:39,304 and get your butt kicked 21 00:00:39,304 --> 00:00:40,507 Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis 22 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:41,389 I broke Ferrigno 23 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,250 and the Comics Code 24 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,518 So keep your frog and pig show 25 00:00:43,518 --> 00:00:44,812 moving right along down the road 26 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,975 I'm glad you got that out 27 00:00:45,975 --> 00:00:47,658 That anger can clutter your mind 28 00:00:47,658 --> 00:00:49,739 but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah) 29 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:51,138 so, let's just leave it behind 30 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,702 'cause I can sense your tension 31 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:54,923 once the verbal fencing starts commencing 32 00:00:54,923 --> 00:00:56,969 There is no defense against the dents 33 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,628 Jim Henson is dispensing 34 00:00:58,628 --> 00:01:00,428 And I'm clenching all your strings 35 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,327 like you're a puppet in suspension 36 00:01:02,327 --> 00:01:04,269 Call your superhero friends in 37 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:06,023 (Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging) 38 00:01:06,023 --> 00:01:07,026 Let me mention, 39 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,482 I'm impressed by all the vision that it took 40 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:11,375 for you to sign your name 41 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,126 (On all of Jack Kirby's comic books) 42 00:01:14,126 --> 00:01:15,513 Nice try, frogman 43 00:01:15,513 --> 00:01:17,009 but Jack was a friend of mine 44 00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:18,228 That was a low blow 45 00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:19,129 he did his own Thing 46 00:01:19,129 --> 00:01:20,767 and now you've made it clobbering time 47 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:23,261 Oh, you taught children 48 00:01:23,261 --> 00:01:24,643 to count and spell 49 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:25,668 Then you taught your won kids 50 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:26,579 how to drop your wife harder 51 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:27,868 than you flopped on SNL 52 00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:29,217 I'm telling you, Henson 53 00:01:29,217 --> 00:01:30,251 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry 54 00:01:30,251 --> 00:01:31,978 I'm a marvel of a party pooper 55 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:32,973 I'll snap your turtleneck 56 00:01:32,973 --> 00:01:33,843 like a Doozer stick 57 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:34,843 and put you out to pasture 58 00:01:34,843 --> 00:01:36,618 like Mr. Hooper 59 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:37,859 I'm sorry Jim, 60 00:01:37,859 --> 00:01:39,766 sometimes I can't control my rage 61 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,386 Honestly, there's a lot of things 62 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:43,160 that you can't control at my age 63 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,851 But the truth is I miss ya 64 00:01:44,851 --> 00:01:46,542 you were gone too soon 65 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:49,722 You were like watching a beautiful sunset 66 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:50,803 ...At noon 67 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:52,521 Ah Stan, don't be sad 68 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:54,516 we all have a time to go (yeah) 69 00:01:54,516 --> 00:01:56,533 Most of the internet thought that 70 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,719 you died 12 years ago 71 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,867 But the Four will always be Fantastic 72 00:01:59,867 --> 00:02:01,687 The Hulk will always be Incredible 73 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:02,721 The words you wrote 74 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:05,148 within the hearts of heroes are indelible 75 00:02:05,148 --> 00:02:06,922 There is no beef between us 76 00:02:06,922 --> 00:02:08,767 we're two minds of the same kind 77 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:10,974 And there is no man who could ever muck 78 00:02:10,974 --> 00:02:13,052 with what we've left behind 79 00:02:13,052 --> 00:02:14,446 M-I-C 80 00:02:14,446 --> 00:02:16,693 I rock the mic properly 81 00:02:16,693 --> 00:02:18,036 K-E-Y 82 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:20,329 Turning profits I've got the key 83 00:02:20,329 --> 00:02:21,557 I'm the Juggernaut of 84 00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:23,867 stacking knots unstoppably 85 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,229 The Disneyland-Lord of your 86 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,539 intellectual property 87 00:02:27,539 --> 00:02:29,435 So get back to work, 88 00:02:29,435 --> 00:02:31,014 that's my dime you're wasting 89 00:02:31,014 --> 00:02:32,986 I didn't buy you for billions 90 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,111 so you could play around debating 91 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,797 Ah, you belong to Disney, 92 00:02:36,797 --> 00:02:38,835 which means you stay busy 93 00:02:38,835 --> 00:02:40,226 cranking out magic 94 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,456 and assembly line whimsy 95 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:44,604 Artists begging me to stop, 96 00:02:44,604 --> 00:02:46,217 I won't let' em! 97 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:48,383 Labour conditions in my shop? 98 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:49,546 I don't sweat 'em! 99 00:02:49,546 --> 00:02:51,191 I'm powerful enough to 100 00:02:51,191 --> 00:02:53,469 make a mouse gigantic 101 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:57,363 With only 3 circles I dominate the planet 102 00:02:57,363 --> 00:02:59,848 Clearly, there's nobody near me 103 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:01,616 I'm owning this battle 104 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,457 In fact, I own this whole series 105 00:03:04,457 --> 00:03:06,916 So, hop on my steamboat, boys 106 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:07,783 but don't rock it 107 00:03:07,783 --> 00:03:09,714 I'll put a smile on your face 108 00:03:09,714 --> 00:03:11,604 and green in your pockets 109 00:03:11,604 --> 00:03:13,492 You'll be safe and insured 110 00:03:13,492 --> 00:03:15,397 when you're under my employ 111 00:03:15,397 --> 00:03:16,585 Now look at it! 112 00:03:16,585 --> 00:03:20,459 Gaze upon my empire of joy!