Hey What's Up I'll leave you alone forever now You know this one girl with hair like this? Yes that's Ramona Flowers She's out of your league You know her? Tell me now She just move here, got a job at amazon I have to order something really cool Scott, are you waiting for the package you just ordered? Maybe Scott Pilgrim? Hi, I was thinking about asking you out But then I realised how stupid that would be That's OK, you can just sign for this Alright So d'you want to go out some time If I say yes will you sign for you damn package So yeah eight o'clock Come to this battle of the bands thing You have a band? Yeah, we're terrible One, Two, Three, Four Argh! Mister Pigrim! I'm Ramona's first Evil Ex-boyfriend What! Wait, we're fighting over Ramona? Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation? I skimmed it Uh-huh What was that all about? If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil Exes So what you're saying is we are dating? I guess Does that mean we can make out? Sure Scott Pilgrim! Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes Ramona dated twins? At the same time If you want something bad you have to fight for it Step up your game Scott Break out the L word Lesbian? The other L word Lesbians? What are you doing? Getting a life You want to fight me for her? Why on earth would you want to do that? Because I'm in love with her Scott Pilgrim VS The World Maybe next time we don't date the girl with Eleven evil ex-boyfriends Seven That's not that bad