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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.04,0:00:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.21,0:00:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll leave you alone forever now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know this one girl\Nwith hair like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.03,0:00:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's out of your league.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.01,0:00:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know her?\NTell me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.08,0:00:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She just moved here,\Ngot a job at Amazon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.16,0:00:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to order something really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.69,0:00:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scott, are you waiting for\Nthe package you just ordered?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.09,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.18,0:00:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scott Pilgrim?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.17,0:00:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, I was thinking about asking you out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.88,0:00:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then I realized\Nhow stupid that would be.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.30,0:00:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's okay.\NYou should just sign for this, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.29,0:00:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So do you wanna go out sometime?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.55,0:00:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I say yes, will you sign\Nfor your damn package?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, eight o'clock.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.93,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to this "Battle of the Bands" thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a band?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.13,0:00:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.13,0:00:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three, four!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Pilgrim!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:01:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.67,0:01:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.05,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, we're fighting over Ramona?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.35,0:01:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you get my email\Nexplaining the situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.90,0:01:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I skimmed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.68,0:01:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tsk… mm-mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.96,0:01:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that all about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.36,0:01:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're gonna date,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you {\i1}may{\i0} have to\Ndefeat my seven evil exes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.81,0:01:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO CLUE____|____GETS IT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.63,0:01:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what you're saying is…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.09,0:01:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are… dating?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.84,0:01:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.49,0:01:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Does that mean we can make out?\N- Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.81,0:01:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FROM THE DIRECTOR OF {\i1}HOT FUZZ{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scott Pilgrim!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.06,0:01:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare to feel the wrath\Nof the League of Evil Exes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.38,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND {\i1}SHAUN OF THE DEAD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ramona dated twins?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.68,0:01:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.79,0:01:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want something bad,\Nyou have to fight for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.75,0:01:45.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step up your game, Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.15,0:01:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Combo!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.24,0:01:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Break out the L-word.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.72,0:01:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lesbian?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.42,0:01:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The {\i1}other{\i0} L-word.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.96,0:01:50.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lesbian{\i1}{\b1}s{\b0}{\i0}?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.77,0:01:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS SUMMER
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.36,0:01:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S ON
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.74,0:01:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIKE DONKEY KONG™
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.60,0:02:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.43,0:02:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting a life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.06,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna fight {\i1}me{\i0} for her!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why on Earth would you wanna do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.05,0:02:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm in love with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.68,0:02:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.24,0:02:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe… next time, we don't date \Nthe girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.84,0:02:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seven.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.59,0:02:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.28,0:02:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COMING SOON