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(beep)

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-Ready?

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We rolling?

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(board clacking)

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Okay Ralph, can you mark it please?

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-Do you want me to click it now?

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-Yep, go for it.

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Go on.

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(board clacking)

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-Like that?[br]-Brilliant.

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-Oh, it's like in the movies.

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Alrighty, so, um, my name's Ralph.

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Uhm... I'm a rabbit, as you can see.

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I'm blind in my right eye

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and uh... this ear,

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can't hear nothin' but ringing now.

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(Ralph beeping)

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Yeah, it's annoying isn't it.

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Yeah.

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(Ralph brushing)

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(water running)

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So I had my fur shaved and

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got chemical burns up and down my back.

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Kinda stings, ey.

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But it's not a big deal.

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It only really hurts when I like...

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breathe or move around or whatever.

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(Ralph brushing)

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Ah yeah, ow, yeah that hurts.

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(tap squeaking)

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But at the end of the day, I mean,

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it's okay, we do it for the humans, right.

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(Ralph scratching)

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They're far superior to us animals.

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They've even been to space.

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Have you ever seen a rabbit[br]in a rocket ship?

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Ahh, don't think so.

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(Ralph brushing)

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(chair scraping)

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Point is, I'm not a space bunny.

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I'm a tester.

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My daddy was a tester,

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my mum my brothers, my sisters,

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my kids, all testers.

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And they all died doing their job.

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(Ralph crunching cereal)

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Just like I will. But it's okay.

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Testing is what we were born to do.

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It makes us rabbit's happy.

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Yeah.

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(Ralph sighs)

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(door knocking)

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Oh, gotta get to work.

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(ceiling crashing)

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(lock clinking)

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Now I know it looks bad,

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but the way I see it, I'm doing my job.

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If just one human can have the illusion

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of a safer lipstick or deoderant, or uh...

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-Hey Ralphy, psst, Ralphy,

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What's with the camera crew bro?

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-Oh, they're just following me around,

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making a documentary or something.

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(rabbits gasp)

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-Can you ask them to get us out of here?

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(rabbit's pleading)

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Come on Ralphy, just ask them

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to get us out of here.

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I don't want to die, man, Ralphy!

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-Okay guys, okay, I hear you.

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you can edit that out right?

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Oh, here we go.

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-Don't touch him! Stop!

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Ow, ow, ow, shit.

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(bleeping)

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(Ralph groaning)

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So , uhh, so in closing,

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I'd um, I'd just like to say that...

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-Sorry Ralph, we're over here.

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Can you, can you turn around?

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-Oh, sorry.

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-That's all right.

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-Is this better?

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-Yeah. Yep. Carry on mate.

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Okay, so, yeah. I'd just like to say

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to everyone out there

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still buying animal tested cosmetics,

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like, eyeliner, shampoo, sunscreen.

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Pretty much everything in your bathroom.

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Well, without you

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and countries that allow animal testing,

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I'd be out of a job, I'd be on the streets.

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Well, not the streets.

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More like a field, I guess.

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You know like a normal rabbit.

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But hey, ah, ahh.

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(Ralph panting)

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It's all good.