1 00:00:03,097 --> 00:00:04,423 (beep) 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:05,614 -Ready? 3 00:00:05,935 --> 00:00:07,265 We rolling? 4 00:00:07,265 --> 00:00:08,071 (board clacking) 5 00:00:08,071 --> 00:00:10,355 Okay Ralph, can you mark it please? 6 00:00:10,355 --> 00:00:12,233 -Do you want me to click it now? 7 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:13,879 -Yep, go for it. 8 00:00:13,918 --> 00:00:14,918 Go on. 9 00:00:14,957 --> 00:00:15,862 (board clacking) 10 00:00:15,862 --> 00:00:17,225 -Like that? -Brilliant. 11 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,205 -Oh, it's like in the movies. 12 00:00:19,211 --> 00:00:22,026 Alrighty, so, um, my name's Ralph. 13 00:00:22,026 --> 00:00:25,753 Uhm... I'm a rabbit, as you can see. 14 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,899 I'm blind in my right eye 15 00:00:27,899 --> 00:00:29,491 and uh... this ear, 16 00:00:29,491 --> 00:00:31,464 can't hear nothin' but ringing now. 17 00:00:31,628 --> 00:00:36,240 (Ralph beeping) 18 00:00:36,975 --> 00:00:38,633 Yeah, it's annoying isn't it. 19 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,058 Yeah. 20 00:00:42,364 --> 00:00:43,587 (Ralph brushing) 21 00:00:43,587 --> 00:00:44,729 (water running) 22 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:45,989 So I had my fur shaved and 23 00:00:45,989 --> 00:00:47,922 got chemical burns up and down my back. 24 00:00:48,084 --> 00:00:49,391 Kinda stings, ey. 25 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,131 But it's not a big deal. 26 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:53,797 It only really hurts when I like... 27 00:00:53,797 --> 00:00:56,608 breathe or move around or whatever. 28 00:00:56,608 --> 00:00:58,004 (Ralph brushing) 29 00:00:58,004 --> 00:01:00,423 Ah yeah, ow, yeah that hurts. 30 00:01:02,394 --> 00:01:03,697 (tap squeaking) 31 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,504 But at the end of the day, I mean, 32 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:07,601 it's okay, we do it for the humans, right. 33 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,462 (Ralph scratching) 34 00:01:08,462 --> 00:01:10,348 They're far superior to us animals. 35 00:01:10,348 --> 00:01:12,035 They've even been to space. 36 00:01:12,121 --> 00:01:14,398 Have you ever seen a rabbit in a rocket ship? 37 00:01:14,976 --> 00:01:16,446 Ahh, don't think so. 38 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,897 (Ralph brushing) 39 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,572 (chair scraping) 40 00:01:21,258 --> 00:01:23,365 Point is, I'm not a space bunny. 41 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:24,303 I'm a tester. 42 00:01:24,303 --> 00:01:25,680 My daddy was a tester, 43 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,440 my mum my brothers, my sisters, 44 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,854 my kids, all testers. 45 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:30,557 And they all died doing their job. 46 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,079 (Ralph crunching cereal) 47 00:01:32,345 --> 00:01:35,100 Just like I will. But it's okay. 48 00:01:35,905 --> 00:01:37,754 Testing is what we were born to do. 49 00:01:37,754 --> 00:01:39,407 It makes us rabbit's happy. 50 00:01:42,784 --> 00:01:43,819 Yeah. 51 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:45,903 (Ralph sighs) 52 00:01:46,947 --> 00:01:48,237 (door knocking) 53 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,323 Oh, gotta get to work. 54 00:01:51,573 --> 00:01:53,713 (ceiling crashing) 55 00:01:54,675 --> 00:01:56,035 (lock clinking) 56 00:01:56,035 --> 00:01:57,390 Now I know it looks bad, 57 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,573 but the way I see it, I'm doing my job. 58 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:02,411 If just one human can have the illusion 59 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:05,922 of a safer lipstick or deoderant, or uh... 60 00:02:05,922 --> 00:02:08,148 -Hey Ralphy, psst, Ralphy, 61 00:02:08,984 --> 00:02:10,666 What's with the camera crew bro? 62 00:02:10,666 --> 00:02:13,349 -Oh, they're just following me around, 63 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:14,996 making a documentary or something. 64 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:15,745 (rabbits gasp) 65 00:02:15,745 --> 00:02:17,675 -Can you ask them to get us out of here? 66 00:02:17,675 --> 00:02:18,588 (rabbit's pleading) 67 00:02:18,588 --> 00:02:20,011 Come on Ralphy, just ask them 68 00:02:20,011 --> 00:02:21,104 to get us out of here. 69 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:22,838 I don't want to die, man, Ralphy! 70 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,582 -Okay guys, okay, I hear you. 71 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:27,049 you can edit that out right? 72 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:28,846 Oh, here we go. 73 00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:30,878 -Don't touch him! Stop! 74 00:02:30,878 --> 00:02:32,676 Ow, ow, ow, shit. 75 00:02:32,676 --> 00:02:34,211 (bleeping) 76 00:02:39,483 --> 00:02:41,427 (Ralph groaning) 77 00:02:41,581 --> 00:02:43,814 So , uhh, so in closing, 78 00:02:44,158 --> 00:02:46,444 I'd um, I'd just like to say that... 79 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:48,726 -Sorry Ralph, we're over here. 80 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,771 Can you, can you turn around? 81 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:51,992 -Oh, sorry. 82 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:52,907 -That's all right. 83 00:02:52,997 --> 00:02:54,111 -Is this better? 84 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:56,139 -Yeah. Yep. Carry on mate. 85 00:02:56,691 --> 00:02:59,460 Okay, so, yeah. I'd just like to say 86 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,955 to everyone out there 87 00:03:00,955 --> 00:03:03,651 still buying animal tested cosmetics, 88 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,309 like, eyeliner, shampoo, sunscreen. 89 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:08,947 Pretty much everything in your bathroom. 90 00:03:09,202 --> 00:03:10,137 Well, without you 91 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:12,123 and countries that allow animal testing, 92 00:03:12,123 --> 00:03:14,962 I'd be out of a job, I'd be on the streets. 93 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,213 Well, not the streets. 94 00:03:16,346 --> 00:03:17,747 More like a field, I guess. 95 00:03:17,986 --> 00:03:19,794 You know like a normal rabbit. 96 00:03:21,749 --> 00:03:25,017 But hey, ah, ahh. 97 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,037 (Ralph panting) 98 00:03:27,704 --> 00:03:29,037 It's all good.