[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.10,0:00:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.46,0:00:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.94,0:00:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We rolling?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.26,0:00:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(board clacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.07,0:00:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay Ralph, can you mark it please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.36,0:00:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do you want me to click it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.23,0:00:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yep, go for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.92,0:00:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.96,0:00:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(board clacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.86,0:00:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Like that?\N-Brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.22,0:00:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, it's like in the movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.21,0:00:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alrighty, so, um, my name's Ralph.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.03,0:00:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhm... I'm a rabbit, as you can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.43,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm blind in my right eye
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uh... this ear,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.49,0:00:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't hear nothin' but ringing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.63,0:00:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.98,0:00:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's annoying isn't it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.08,0:00:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.36,0:00:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph brushing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.59,0:00:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(water running)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.73,0:00:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I had my fur shaved and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.99,0:00:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got chemical burns up and down my back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.08,0:00:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinda stings, ey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.87,0:00:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not a big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.13,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It only really hurts when I like...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,breathe or move around or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.61,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph brushing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah yeah, ow, yeah that hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.39,0:01:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tap squeaking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.77,0:01:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But at the end of the day, I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.50,0:01:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's okay, we do it for the humans, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.60,0:01:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph scratching)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.46,0:01:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're far superior to us animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.35,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've even been to space.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.12,0:01:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever seen a rabbit\Nin a rocket ship?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph brushing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.31,0:01:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chair scraping)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.26,0:01:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Point is, I'm not a space bunny.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.36,0:01:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a tester.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.30,0:01:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My daddy was a tester,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.68,0:01:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mum my brothers, my sisters,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my kids, all testers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they all died doing their job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.56,0:01:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph crunching cereal)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.34,0:01:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like I will. But it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.90,0:01:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Testing is what we were born to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.75,0:01:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes us rabbit's happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.78,0:01:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.43,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.95,0:01:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.65,0:01:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, gotta get to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.57,0:01:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ceiling crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lock clinking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.04,0:01:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I know it looks bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.39,0:01:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the way I see it, I'm doing my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.57,0:02:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If just one human can have the illusion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.41,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a safer lipstick or deoderant, or uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.92,0:02:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey Ralphy, psst, Ralphy,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.98,0:02:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with the camera crew bro?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.67,0:02:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, they're just following me around,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.35,0:02:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making a documentary or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.100,0:02:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rabbits gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.74,0:02:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can you ask them to get us out of here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.68,0:02:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rabbit's pleading)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.59,0:02:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Ralphy, just ask them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.01,0:02:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get us out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.10,0:02:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to die, man, Ralphy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.84,0:02:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay guys, okay, I hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.58,0:02:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can edit that out right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.38,0:02:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.39,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't touch him! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.88,0:02:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, ow, ow, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.68,0:02:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bleeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.48,0:02:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.58,0:02:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So , uhh, so in closing,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd um, I'd just like to say that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.44,0:02:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry Ralph, we're over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.02,0:02:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you, can you turn around?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.88,0:02:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.04,0:02:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.100,0:02:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is this better?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.11,0:02:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah. Yep. Carry on mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.69,0:02:59.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so, yeah. I'd just like to say
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.46,0:03:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to everyone out there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.96,0:03:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still buying animal tested cosmetics,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.65,0:03:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, eyeliner, shampoo, sunscreen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.63,0:03:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty much everything in your bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.20,0:03:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, without you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.14,0:03:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and countries that allow animal testing,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.12,0:03:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be out of a job, I'd be on the streets.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.96,0:03:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not the streets.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.35,0:03:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More like a field, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.99,0:03:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know like a normal rabbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.75,0:03:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But hey, ah, ahh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.89,0:03:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ralph panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.70,0:03:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all good.