WEBVTT 00:00:03.097 --> 00:00:04.423 (beep) 00:00:04.462 --> 00:00:05.614 -Ready? 00:00:05.935 --> 00:00:07.265 We rolling? 00:00:07.265 --> 00:00:08.071 (board clacking) 00:00:08.071 --> 00:00:10.355 Okay Ralph, can you mark it please? 00:00:10.355 --> 00:00:12.233 -Do you want me to click it now? 00:00:12.233 --> 00:00:13.879 -Yep, go for it. 00:00:13.918 --> 00:00:14.918 Go on. 00:00:14.957 --> 00:00:15.862 (board clacking) 00:00:15.862 --> 00:00:17.225 -Like that? -Brilliant. 00:00:17.225 --> 00:00:19.205 -Oh, it's like in the movies. 00:00:19.211 --> 00:00:22.026 Alrighty, so, um, my name's Ralph. 00:00:22.026 --> 00:00:25.753 Uhm... I'm a rabbit, as you can see. 00:00:26.426 --> 00:00:27.899 I'm blind in my right eye 00:00:27.899 --> 00:00:29.491 and uh... this ear, 00:00:29.491 --> 00:00:31.464 can't hear nothin' but ringing now. 00:00:31.628 --> 00:00:36.240 (Ralph beeping) 00:00:36.975 --> 00:00:38.633 Yeah, it's annoying isn't it. 00:00:39.081 --> 00:00:40.058 Yeah. 00:00:42.364 --> 00:00:43.587 (Ralph brushing) 00:00:43.587 --> 00:00:44.729 (water running) 00:00:44.729 --> 00:00:45.989 So I had my fur shaved and 00:00:45.989 --> 00:00:47.922 got chemical burns up and down my back. 00:00:48.084 --> 00:00:49.391 Kinda stings, ey. 00:00:50.867 --> 00:00:52.131 But it's not a big deal. 00:00:52.131 --> 00:00:53.797 It only really hurts when I like... 00:00:53.797 --> 00:00:56.608 breathe or move around or whatever. 00:00:56.608 --> 00:00:58.004 (Ralph brushing) 00:00:58.004 --> 00:01:00.423 Ah yeah, ow, yeah that hurts. 00:01:02.394 --> 00:01:03.697 (tap squeaking) 00:01:03.772 --> 00:01:05.504 But at the end of the day, I mean, 00:01:05.504 --> 00:01:07.601 it's okay, we do it for the humans, right. 00:01:07.601 --> 00:01:08.462 (Ralph scratching) 00:01:08.462 --> 00:01:10.348 They're far superior to us animals. 00:01:10.348 --> 00:01:12.035 They've even been to space. 00:01:12.121 --> 00:01:14.398 Have you ever seen a rabbit in a rocket ship? 00:01:14.976 --> 00:01:16.446 Ahh, don't think so. 00:01:17.377 --> 00:01:18.897 (Ralph brushing) 00:01:19.312 --> 00:01:20.572 (chair scraping) 00:01:21.258 --> 00:01:23.365 Point is, I'm not a space bunny. 00:01:23.365 --> 00:01:24.303 I'm a tester. 00:01:24.303 --> 00:01:25.680 My daddy was a tester, 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.440 my mum my brothers, my sisters, 00:01:27.440 --> 00:01:28.854 my kids, all testers. 00:01:28.854 --> 00:01:30.557 And they all died doing their job. 00:01:30.557 --> 00:01:32.079 (Ralph crunching cereal) 00:01:32.345 --> 00:01:35.100 Just like I will. But it's okay. 00:01:35.905 --> 00:01:37.754 Testing is what we were born to do. 00:01:37.754 --> 00:01:39.407 It makes us rabbit's happy. 00:01:42.784 --> 00:01:43.819 Yeah. 00:01:44.429 --> 00:01:45.903 (Ralph sighs) 00:01:46.947 --> 00:01:48.237 (door knocking) 00:01:48.651 --> 00:01:50.323 Oh, gotta get to work. 00:01:51.573 --> 00:01:53.713 (ceiling crashing) 00:01:54.675 --> 00:01:56.035 (lock clinking) 00:01:56.035 --> 00:01:57.390 Now I know it looks bad, 00:01:57.390 --> 00:01:59.573 but the way I see it, I'm doing my job. 00:01:59.573 --> 00:02:02.411 If just one human can have the illusion 00:02:02.411 --> 00:02:05.922 of a safer lipstick or deoderant, or uh... 00:02:05.922 --> 00:02:08.148 -Hey Ralphy, psst, Ralphy, 00:02:08.984 --> 00:02:10.666 What's with the camera crew bro? 00:02:10.666 --> 00:02:13.349 -Oh, they're just following me around, 00:02:13.349 --> 00:02:14.996 making a documentary or something. 00:02:14.996 --> 00:02:15.745 (rabbits gasp) 00:02:15.745 --> 00:02:17.675 -Can you ask them to get us out of here? 00:02:17.675 --> 00:02:18.588 (rabbit's pleading) 00:02:18.588 --> 00:02:20.011 Come on Ralphy, just ask them 00:02:20.011 --> 00:02:21.104 to get us out of here. 00:02:21.104 --> 00:02:22.838 I don't want to die, man, Ralphy! 00:02:22.838 --> 00:02:24.582 -Okay guys, okay, I hear you. 00:02:24.582 --> 00:02:27.049 you can edit that out right? 00:02:27.376 --> 00:02:28.846 Oh, here we go. 00:02:29.388 --> 00:02:30.878 -Don't touch him! Stop! 00:02:30.878 --> 00:02:32.676 Ow, ow, ow, shit. 00:02:32.676 --> 00:02:34.211 (bleeping) 00:02:39.483 --> 00:02:41.427 (Ralph groaning) 00:02:41.581 --> 00:02:43.814 So , uhh, so in closing, 00:02:44.158 --> 00:02:46.444 I'd um, I'd just like to say that... 00:02:46.444 --> 00:02:48.726 -Sorry Ralph, we're over here. 00:02:49.020 --> 00:02:50.771 Can you, can you turn around? 00:02:50.875 --> 00:02:51.992 -Oh, sorry. 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:52.907 -That's all right. 00:02:52.997 --> 00:02:54.111 -Is this better? 00:02:54.111 --> 00:02:56.139 -Yeah. Yep. Carry on mate. 00:02:56.691 --> 00:02:59.460 Okay, so, yeah. I'd just like to say 00:02:59.460 --> 00:03:00.955 to everyone out there 00:03:00.955 --> 00:03:03.651 still buying animal tested cosmetics, 00:03:03.651 --> 00:03:06.309 like, eyeliner, shampoo, sunscreen. 00:03:06.630 --> 00:03:08.947 Pretty much everything in your bathroom. 00:03:09.202 --> 00:03:10.137 Well, without you 00:03:10.137 --> 00:03:12.123 and countries that allow animal testing, 00:03:12.123 --> 00:03:14.962 I'd be out of a job, I'd be on the streets. 00:03:14.962 --> 00:03:16.213 Well, not the streets. 00:03:16.346 --> 00:03:17.747 More like a field, I guess. 00:03:17.986 --> 00:03:19.794 You know like a normal rabbit. 00:03:21.749 --> 00:03:25.017 But hey, ah, ahh. 00:03:25.887 --> 00:03:27.037 (Ralph panting) 00:03:27.704 --> 00:03:29.037 It's all good.