[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.10,0:00:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I read the theme,\N'Subject to Change'. Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.80,0:00:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They always capitalize 'Change' now. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.73,0:00:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you work in a big company, Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.57,0:00:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they say, 'Everything has to change,\Nnot a stone must be left standing. Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.48,0:00:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will reorganize everything\Nfrom the bottom up. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.51,0:00:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't worry, your work\Nwon't be affected.' Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.86,0:00:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're right. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.10,0:00:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just have to work a little bit faster.\NYour salary goes down just a bit, but -- Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Minor changes' Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.61,0:01:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And certain types of people\Nwant to maintain the situation somehow Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.37,0:01:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while other types, usually from\Nthe top down, rant and rave and say, Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.04,0:01:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'You guys are too stubborn.\NYou must change your approach.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone says that. Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.41,0:01:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's not that easy. Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.32,0:01:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Managers want us\Nto change our approach, Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.30,0:01:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as do the teachers, our parents,\NFrau Merkel, everybody. Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.81,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And every time a politician\Nsays people should change their approach, Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.08,0:01:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you realize he has already given up\Nany hope that he'll make it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.91,0:01:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because our approach\Nwon't change like that, Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.41,0:01:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in a way, that is due to ourselves. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.87,0:01:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would just like to comment\Non the theory behind this. Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.100,0:01:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's simply the 'theory of change'. Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.52,0:01:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just looked this up in a\Nnormal psychology book, Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:02:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which contains horrible terms Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.74,0:02:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you can see on the first slide. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.78,0:02:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will simply tell you the bare facts. Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.91,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I can also do it in a softer way\Nso you don't end up scared. Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.64,0:02:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.13,0:02:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there is this tug-of-war going on\Nbetween different forces inside humans. Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.11,0:02:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a famous book 'Grundformen\Nder Angst' [The Basic Forms of Fears] Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.38,0:02:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the '70s which\Nyou must have read. Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.15,0:02:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Psychologists don’t like it\Nas it is a literary masterpiece Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.73,0:02:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and describes everything very well,\Nit just doesn’t prove anything. Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.96,0:02:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it makes for good conversations. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.68,0:02:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The message of the whole thing is\Nthat there are two tugs-of-war Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.46,0:02:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of which I will only discuss one\Nas the talk should only be 18 minutes. Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.63,0:02:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From left to right: Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.35,0:02:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a kind of obsessive type and\Na kind of hysterical type of person. Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.23,0:03:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The obsessive ones want to\Nkeep everything the same way, Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.42,0:03:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the hysterical ones want\Neverything to change all the time. Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.03,0:03:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are these two sorts of people. Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.20,0:03:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they argue. Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.31,0:03:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Both are more or less unchanging\Nand stay that way, Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.05,0:03:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is the standard argument. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.37,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the moment, the hysterical ones\Nare in the majority, Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.16,0:03:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or let’s say, 'in a higher priority'. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.58,0:03:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are in higher salary classes, Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.36,0:03:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all those 'change managers'\Nand consultants Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.68,0:03:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who attack us and say\Nthat we have to change radically. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.83,0:03:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, they celebrate\Nthe hysterical principle. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.39,0:03:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I simply took out the characteristics Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.11,0:03:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of hysteria and obsession\Nfor a company once Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.62,0:03:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and said that the entire current\Nmanagement theory Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.97,0:03:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consists of dissing the obsessive type. Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.32,0:03:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter] Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, basically. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.52,0:03:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't have any intellectual content. Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.75,0:03:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.56,0:04:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s another tug-of-war\Nfrom top to bottom, but I'll leave it out. Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.100,0:04:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about the depressed ones, Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.69,0:04:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those who always want to do\Neverything in company. Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.67,0:04:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.50,0:04:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It happens. Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.90,0:04:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the schizoid ones\Nwith high self-confidence, Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.23,0:04:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but with a very sensitive\Nself-consciousness, Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.44,0:04:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'geek' or 'nerd' types. Right? Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.82,0:04:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super-isolated,\Nexcellent solitary workers, Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.81,0:04:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially at the computer, Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.83,0:04:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and from time to time they have to make\Na proud contribution to Google+. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.96,0:04:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.100,0:04:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that’s another talk. Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.93,0:04:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, I am to talk about 'change'. Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.31,0:04:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The depressed ones are mostly on Facebook. Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.35,0:04:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that’s true. Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.74,0:04:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)\N(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.85,0:04:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they have friends there. Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.75,0:04:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.12,0:05:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Google+ you have opponents. Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.08,0:05:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.37,0:05:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a kind of royalty\Nthat meets up there to duel. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.20,0:05:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is also an extra talk.\NI will leave that out. Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.81,0:05:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once, I posted the same thing\Non Facebook and on Google+. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.55,0:05:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The depressed ones on Facebook said,\N'You must have read my thoughts.' Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.94,0:05:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'We love you all', stuff like that. Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.06,0:05:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And on Google+,\N'You didn’t read the link anyway!' Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.11,0:05:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Look it up, that’s not new!' Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.33,0:05:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.89,0:05:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? On Google+ you get\Ncompletely different answers. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.31,0:05:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are the different -- Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.07,0:05:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That explains the contempt\Nof these Google+ people Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.89,0:05:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Facebook people and vice versa, Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.63,0:05:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but as I said earlier, that’s\Nanother talk, let's drop it. Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.37,0:05:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 'Subject to Change', only those\Nwho defy change fight each other. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.66,0:05:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked that up in a psychology book Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.36,0:06:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order to make\Nsuch difficult terms a bit softer. Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.25,0:06:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the short version for now. Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.82,0:06:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slide, 'obsessive']:\NTradition, rules, order, unity, Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.37,0:06:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the others say, progress\Nand panta rhei. That’s not fair. Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.15,0:06:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slide, 'hysterical': Progress,\NFlow, Accessibility, Diversity] Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.22,0:06:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hysterical ones arm\Nthemselves with Greek -- stuff, Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.75,0:06:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'But you are using foreign words\Nthat I didn’t even know.' Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.70,0:06:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.68,0:06:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you understand, right?\NI don’t have to explain it any further. Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.15,0:06:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to really understand it. Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.55,0:06:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is official psychology.\NIt's not my fault. Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.84,0:06:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here are the characteristics: meticulous,\Nambitious, enduring, persistent, Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.19,0:06:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clean, rational, and so on. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.23,0:06:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As opposed to: no risk, no fun, impulsive, Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.60,0:06:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adventurous, loves the show,\Nthe centre of attention -- or the stage. Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.46,0:06:58.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.07,0:07:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you read it all? Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.78,0:07:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Shallow, sometimes restless and so on.' Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.31,0:07:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can literally taste\Nthat argument, can't you? Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.45,0:07:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These guys say, 'You stupid duty monkey,\Nwhy do you always do the same things?' Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.37,0:07:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-- from right to left. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.34,0:07:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'You blockhead, Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.54,0:07:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always home on time to your garden plot,\Nand keep your appointments. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.78,0:07:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't you come in on the weekend\Nfor once and work, so we can finish it?' Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.16,0:07:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'No, I work at VW. I’m not\Navailable on weekends.' Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.90,0:07:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.35,0:07:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And from left to right, they\Nalways talk about shallowness. Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.05,0:07:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'And you just talk and don’t do anything.' Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.52,0:07:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'You only want the adventure,\Nbut I'm to make it happen.' Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.28,0:07:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'And additionally, I should\Ngive you the money, too.' Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.43,0:07:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the others are thrifty Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.18,0:07:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and usually don't have money left\Nby the end of the month. Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.10,0:07:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.77,0:07:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get loans, right? Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.21,0:07:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You also see it now\Nin the behaviour of the companies. Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.60,0:08:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they argue with each other. Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.17,0:08:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should I do with my\Nother 11 minutes of the talk? Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.02,0:08:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.26,0:08:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The official German notion\Nof a human is -- Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.43,0:08:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left, obsessive, right? Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.17,0:08:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I just want to comment on that. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.97,0:08:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Virtually everyone tries really hard Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.68,0:08:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to teach us these characteristics,\Nnot those over there. Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.50,0:08:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, if everyone works hard on\Nraising their kids to be obsessive, Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.92,0:08:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then how should they change? Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.25,0:08:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in what way? Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.35,0:08:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I just want to comment on that. Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.43,0:08:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I coined a term for this:\N'Ungewöhnung' [dehabituation], Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.41,0:08:48.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meaning they shouldn’t work\Nso hard on teaching the children Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.25,0:08:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to limit themselves every day,\Nbecause then it’s easier to change. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.73,0:08:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm not saying you should bring up\Nyour children in the hysterical way. Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.26,0:08:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be a bit too much. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.13,0:09:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we should take the middle way. Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.58,0:09:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in the current system Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.53,0:09:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are getting the people used to\Nall these characteristics over here. Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.25,0:09:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Approximately up to the master’s degree. Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.10,0:09:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, they join a company and\Nthey're told, 'Do something!' Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.26,0:09:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.27,0:09:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Like what?' Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.27,0:09:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Change!' Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.35,0:09:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Yeah, but what? Can I have\Na look at the road map? Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.46,0:09:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me what the milestones are,\Nwhat I should do tomorrow? Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.04,0:09:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bit by bit? Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.55,0:09:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they're told, 'Don’t just stand there\Nasking what to do: Change!' Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.93,0:09:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, 'In what way?'\NAnd we just stand there. Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.10,0:09:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Understand? Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.17,0:09:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't give us a good outlook\Ninto the 'comfort zone of the future'. Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.36,0:09:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We only notice the change\Nafter it has happened. Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.53,0:09:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the obsessive ones already notice\Nthe change when their fear sets in. Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.76,0:09:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is something in the air\Nthat something is about to happen, Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.25,0:09:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they recognize change very well, Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.44,0:10:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's when they get scared. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.15,0:10:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the hysterical ones really\Nfeel like doing something. Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.10,0:10:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is fundamentally different. Right? Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.55,0:10:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have written down some opposites. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.35,0:10:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I said, this is what a normal boss\Nwould say at work. Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.08,0:10:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here on the left side:\N'Avoid mistakes!', 'Unity!', Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.32,0:10:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'The slides have to have the real logo, Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.67,0:10:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all slides have to match\Nour corporate identity.' Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.50,0:10:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'The A-level exams must be the\Nsame across the country', and so on. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.20,0:10:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unity, unity, unity. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.66,0:10:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything in the same bland colour. Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.72,0:10:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that’s what they force\Nonto us in daily life. Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.52,0:10:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in the management meetings,\Nor 'strategy meetings', Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.60,0:10:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you can let your\Nthoughts and ideas roam, Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.98,0:10:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think about a sustainable\Nfuture and so on; Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.03,0:10:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or at those psychological seminars Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.74,0:10:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you talk about\Nemotional intelligence Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.99,0:10:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what you have to do in normal life Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.90,0:10:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they always say that stuff\Nhere on the right, Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.26,0:11:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Now act', or, 'You must be allowed\Nto make mistakes.' Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.25,0:11:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? Or 'Set yourself some goals',\N'Do things differently', Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.86,0:11:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Don’t always ask for permission'. Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.53,0:11:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly, we still don’t have\Na science for this, Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.40,0:11:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,business administration\Nis strictly on the left. Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.80,0:11:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the right side, we only have appeals.\NIt's hard to actually teach it to someone. Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.57,0:11:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem is that the people on the left\Nfeel more like adults, Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.72,0:11:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the people on the right\Nkind of represent our inner child. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.13,0:11:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The child is still spoiled and\Nalways wants something new, Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.05,0:11:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wants to go on adventures. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.47,0:11:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s a bit dangerous and that’s\Nwhy it’s really difficult to stay a child. Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.00,0:11:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At my home, they sometimes\Ntell me that I’m still a kid. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.94,0:11:48.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.44,0:11:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's OK. Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.15,0:11:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means I’m not too far\Non the left side yet. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.10,0:11:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.94,0:11:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I Googled something. Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.47,0:12:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took out my old report card,\Nhad a look and found this. Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.85,0:12:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked at what I was\Ngood at in school -- Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.06,0:12:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Ordnung' [organization]\Nand 'Fleiß' [diligence]. Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.21,0:12:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my actual report cards from school. Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.28,0:12:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says 'Ordnung', 'Fleiß', 'Betragen'\N[conduct] and 'Mitarbeit' [collaboration]. Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.16,0:12:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got grades for that. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.33,0:12:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that still the case? Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.74,0:12:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very similar. Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.86,0:12:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I Googled correctly, Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.19,0:12:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's now substituted\Nwith more sophisticated vocabulary Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.87,0:12:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like 'social behaviour' Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.94,0:12:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 'purposeful professional\Nsuccess whatever'. Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.96,0:12:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s what I’ve written there. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.61,0:12:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you see how the school\Nis teaching us to become obsessive? Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.77,0:12:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the implicit message. Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.97,0:12:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I proposed new grades\Nso that it's easier to see. Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.15,0:12:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I simply made them up. Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.10,0:12:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can check them out\Nand see if you like them. Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.57,0:12:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just took some other ones. Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.96,0:12:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Creativity, innovativeness,\Nsense of humour.' Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.19,0:13:00.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[constructive will - proactivity\N- self-confidence] Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.05,0:13:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever seen a job description\Nrequiring 'a sense of humour'? Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.32,0:13:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.84,0:13:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even in marketing. Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.94,0:13:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.43,0:13:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They should be able to make\Ndumb jokes, be funny on demand; Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.66,0:13:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's marketing for you. Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.89,0:13:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.42,0:13:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Funny on demand –\Nthat’s left again, right? Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.71,0:13:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.82,0:13:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By now you’ve read everything. Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.13,0:13:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A 'winning appearance'. Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.96,0:13:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine I went public with this,\Nnot just at TEDx, Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.47,0:13:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but imagine I told that\Nto the teacher union, Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.80,0:13:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd crucify me. Isn't that strange? Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.86,0:13:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that is the stuff\Nthat's actually needed in a job. Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.50,0:13:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't find that in job descriptions\Nor general conduct grades. Right? Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.37,0:13:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, like every year,\NI’ve written a book about it, Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.53,0:13:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this time it is about\Nprofessional intelligence. Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.15,0:13:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I randomly wrote down\Nsome types of intelligence. Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.41,0:13:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just made them up.\NThose are the ones we should have. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.10,0:14:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People have intelligence anyway;\Nyou know it because you do. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.43,0:14:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emotional intelligence,\Nyou probably don’t have it yet. Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.96,0:14:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's only at 30 years old and\Nnot enough research has been done yet. Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.88,0:14:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they run projects\Nand they go wrong, Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.83,0:14:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they always sit together Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.65,0:14:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start whining and ask,\N'What went wrong?' Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.90,0:14:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is called 'lessons learned'. Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.03,0:14:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.16,0:14:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then it turns out we had conflicts\Nand communication problems. Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.83,0:14:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We didn’t really talk to each other,\Nblah blah blah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.42,0:14:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'You have no EQ', they say. Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.44,0:14:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow, creativity\Nis not allowed anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.47,0:14:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are TEDx videos about paper clips. Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.58,0:14:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Can you tell me 100 things --',\Nthey have this brass thing, Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.82,0:14:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Can you tell me 100 things\Nyou can do with a paper clip?' Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.97,0:14:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you are on the executive level,\Na manager like I was, then you say, Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.45,0:14:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Sticking travelling expenses together.' Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.30,0:14:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you name 100?\NYou can't. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.05,0:15:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The moment I ask you, 'Can you tell me\N100 ways?', your brain goes, 'Oh, shit.' Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.24,0:15:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand? Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.50,0:15:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.76,0:15:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The part of your brain capable of that\Nswitched off long ago. Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.10,0:15:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.88,0:15:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found statistics -- you can look them up\Nunder this test -- saying Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.76,0:15:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that 98% of all children\Naround the age of five Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.93,0:15:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are able to tell you 100 ways right away. Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.38,0:15:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it one day. Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.01,0:15:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Small children. Boys, girls. Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.38,0:15:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spotlight on! See their eyes shine. Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.20,0:15:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The boy says, 'I can poke the girls,\N(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.43,0:15:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pick my ears, pick my nose,\Npick everything, backside -- ' Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.50,0:15:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.50,0:15:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The girl, 'Jewellery here, there,\Npiercings all over --' Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.13,0:15:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They reach 100 just like that! Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.63,0:15:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you see their eyes shine Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.70,0:15:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as they count the ways,\Nand you, on the other hand -- Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.50,0:15:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.98,0:15:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the statistics say 98%\Nof the people sitting here Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.23,0:15:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aren’t able to list 100 ways. Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.85,0:15:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As five-year-olds you could do it;\N98% could do it, Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.38,0:15:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now it’s exactly reversed\Nso the statistics say -- Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.12,0:15:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the truth comes out Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.83,0:16:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there is this -- I believe it was\NKurt Tucholsky --who said, Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.61,0:16:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Look at the children, how cute they are! Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.66,0:16:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a pity they will later\Nbecome adults.' Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.100,0:16:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.02,0:16:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, that’s what you are.\NIn the context of CQ, you are nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.96,0:16:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Talent for attraction',\NGermans usually hate that. Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.64,0:16:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mustn't do that, you know, stand out. Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.98,0:16:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are some rare exceptions\Nlike Paris Hilton and all the consultants. Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.44,0:16:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.82,0:16:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Virtually no one has any vitality. Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.52,0:16:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have to make nearly everyone\Na manager to give him enough will. Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.86,0:16:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this here is 'meaning',\Nthat’s why we’re here. Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.08,0:16:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is still the responsibility\Nof the bloggers. Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.51,0:16:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.14,0:16:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what I want to do Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.59,0:16:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to get humans to test these six types\Nof intelligence on themselves. Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.74,0:16:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We already have IQ and EQ. Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.32,0:16:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A newspaper lets you test this online. Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.35,0:16:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just enter SZ+IQ or SZ+EQ in Google. Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.14,0:16:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should do this for the others, too. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.58,0:16:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we will realize\Nthat we are not at all Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.64,0:17:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prepared for change or for a new world. Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.05,0:17:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the obsessive ones only use\Ntheir intelligence and nothing else. Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.45,0:17:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I want to tell you some rules\Nthat they drilled into you as a child -- Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.23,0:17:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or at least into me.\N[Slide: 'Habit-forming'] Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.32,0:17:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard stuff like:\N'Love is something you earn', Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.75,0:17:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'pocket money must stay the same', Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.83,0:17:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, 'we must solve this\Nconsistently in the village, Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.38,0:17:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so nobody is treated unfairly.'\N(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.36,0:17:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Let's have coffee and cake and\Ndiscuss how much it should be, Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.48,0:17:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how long they can watch TV', etc. Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.62,0:17:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to use the last minutes Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.35,0:17:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to give you a short demonstration\Non brainwaves -- Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.16,0:17:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to show that this is\Nsomething in our brains. Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.10,0:17:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slide: 'Blocking of alpha-activity'] Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.88,0:17:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This slide shows a normal EEG test. Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.68,0:18:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You lie on the couch and\Nthink about holidays in Egypt. Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.81,0:18:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s nice. Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.19,0:18:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close your eyes: Egypt. Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.81,0:18:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, the doctor comes in\Nand asks the usual question, Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.82,0:18:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Now, think of the number 1,000. Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.93,0:18:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep subtracting 31 until you reach 0. Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.47,0:18:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really fast.' Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.00,0:18:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, 1,000, 969; 900,-- Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.14,0:18:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you see what's happening?\NYour brain says, 'Sorry, can't do.' Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.61,0:18:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.28,0:18:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is what I had in mind with this talk. Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.80,0:18:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You laughed a few times,\NI got you into the alpha wave mode Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.94,0:18:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't want beta waves now. Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.72,0:18:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beta waves are your average\Nmanagement meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.09,0:18:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.53,0:18:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a woman, a beautiful one.\NAny woman here. Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.05,0:18:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a picture of her\Nwhen she's thinking about Egypt. Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.25,0:18:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s makes for a great picture. Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.92,0:18:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you say, 'OK,\Njust taking your photo.' Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.98,0:18:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then she’s going to look ugly\Non the picture. Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.13,0:19:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are beta waves.\NLike in a meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.33,0:19:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.40,0:19:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that’s what\Nit actually looks like. Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.33,0:19:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just a chart. Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.34,0:19:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you take a real picture,\Nit looks like that -- Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.96,0:19:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can see it, right? Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.48,0:19:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The three phases -- Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.25,0:19:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are different waves,\Nlong, short, and so on. Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.22,0:19:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You already know that? Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.85,0:19:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You only get delta waves\Nin a near-death experience Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.100,0:19:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or an Indian Guru might\Nhave one for a second. Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.31,0:19:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theta waves occur during meditation. Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.05,0:19:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alpha waves are\Nthat 'think-about-Egypt-thing', Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.32,0:19:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and beta waves are the meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.83,0:19:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.96,0:19:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t read it that well, pity. Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.71,0:19:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the top: a newborn.\NYou have delta waves up to 18 months. Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.82,0:19:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.68,0:19:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A toddler, from around 18 months\Nto 5.5 years, has theta waves. Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.96,0:19:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adults never have delta waves again, Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.53,0:19:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have those up to 18 months,\Nthen 3 years of theta waves, Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.13,0:19:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then from age 6 alpha waves, Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.13,0:20:00.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then unfortunately\Nthey become an adult, Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.56,0:20:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,approximately between\N15 and 20 years of age. Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.86,0:20:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, in my age, you get\Nalpha waves again. Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.78,0:20:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, right? Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.95,0:20:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.96,0:20:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, beta waves are,\N'Don’t do that!' 'Stop it!' Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.01,0:20:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Hold the spoon properly!' Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.61,0:20:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The usual upbringing. Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.53,0:20:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When grandchildren take a walk\Nwith grandpa, who has alpha waves, Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.75,0:20:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he just looks at them, Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.66,0:20:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until the child says eventually,\N'It's nicer with grandpa.' Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.54,0:20:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the parents say, 'You weren't\Nsupposed to give them chips!' Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.51,0:20:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And grandpa says,\N'I didn’t do anything.' Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.62,0:20:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.82,0:20:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, these are simply different waves. Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.20,0:20:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.17,0:20:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An old man like me and a child\Nhave the same waves, alpha, Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.90,0:20:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the evil adults are in between. Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.78,0:20:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one thing I'm worried about. Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.08,0:20:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They try to get a child, with delta waves,\Na kind of apocalypse in the brain -- Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.01,0:20:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they try to teach them cleanliness\Nand to maintain a sleeping pattern. Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.55,0:20:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you see the problem? Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.10,0:20:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The question is: Is the child\Neven able to do that? Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.49,0:21:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s a serious question. Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.83,0:21:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it able to do that at all? Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.36,0:21:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing with the child? Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.70,0:21:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you trying to get\Na child with theta waves Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.20,0:21:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from 18 months to 6 years of age\Nto learn English in kindergarten? Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.18,0:21:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is able to do that at all? Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.67,0:21:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it even have a hard-drive yet? Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.96,0:21:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to scream, 'We want\Nchild-adequate welfare', when someone -- Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.28,0:21:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand? Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.10,0:21:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are not nearly all the obsessive things, Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.23,0:21:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like organization, behaviour,\Nconduct, collaboration, diligence, Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.46,0:21:31.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the obsessions, Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.100,0:21:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are they not drilled into a child\Nfor 18 months during its theta state Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.29,0:21:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it was really vulnerable and\Ncouldn’t say anything against it? Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.16,0:21:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically you messed\Nwith the BIOS of the child, Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.25,0:21:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so Windows 7 cannot fix anymore Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.63,0:21:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what has already been broken\Nin the BIOS? Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.73,0:21:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's called 'a mark'. Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.35,0:21:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'It left a mark on him.' Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.85,0:22:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,German. Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.14,0:22:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you want\Na 'comfort zone of the future' Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.63,0:22:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and turn him into a hysterical type? Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.58,0:22:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be careful. Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.33,0:22:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take the slides with you Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.82,0:22:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ask yourselves\Nif we’re not destroying people. Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.72,0:22:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My clock shows zero;\NI have to stop. Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.07,0:22:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a lot more stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.62,0:22:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not that old, but 60, about. Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.20,0:22:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I said before, I would like to see, Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.46,0:22:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first of all, child education in\Naccordance with the brain waves, Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.82,0:22:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that people don’t drill\Nall the values into the children, Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.70,0:22:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in EEG times that\Nwe cannot undo later. Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.18,0:22:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we could start talking\Nabout differentiated education. Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.61,0:22:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bringing up every child individually,\Ndepending on how it goes. Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.06,0:22:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have already talked\Nabout this a lot, last year as well, Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.20,0:22:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will keep on claiming the same, Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.48,0:22:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will repeat this at the end\Nof each of my talks, Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.62,0:23:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until something is done about it, Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.88,0:23:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and until this uniformity finally stops. Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.68,0:23:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The general uniformity in education Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.80,0:23:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and work environments has to stop. Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.62,0:23:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's obsessive, and it has to change. Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.46,0:23:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.71,0:23:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)