From the people who brought you rental dad,
an exciting new development…
…in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
Ah, thank you.
No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.
We have the chef mum with 25 years
restaurant experience…
…who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…
…including the kitchen sink
more reliable than a plumber or builder
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
only $75 an hour
We have the tutor mum with phds
in mathematics, business, and psychology
Able to help you with your university
assignments for the low low price
of $100 per hour per subject
Our scientists have been working
Day and night to bring you
patented temperature control technology
Bye now
just wait
All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched
As soon as you call
For a limited time only
And at no extra cost our mums
come equipped with moral boosting capabilities
And I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know
I know.
So next time you’re hungry, cold,
Or just need some love,
why not hire a mum.