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<i>From the people who brought you rental dad[br]an exciting new development…</i>

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<i>…in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours [br]with no sustenance?</i>

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<i>Hire-a-mum provides regular support [br]when you need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you.

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<i>No matter what your needs,[br]hire-a-mum has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the chef mum with 25 years [br]restaurant experience who can whip you…</i>

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<i>…up healthy and nutritious meal[br]for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the tradie mum[br]who can fix anything and everything…</i>

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<i>…including the kitchen sink.[br]More reliable than a plumber or builder…</i>

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<i>…tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain, [br]only $75 an hour.</i>

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<i>We have the tutor mum with PhDs in[br]mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your university [br]assignments for the low low price...</i>

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<i>…of $100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientists have been working day and[br]night to bring you patented temperature…</i>

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<i>…control technology.</i>

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—Bye mum! [br]—Just wait.

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<i>Bye now.</i>

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<i>All of our mums are standing by[br]waiting to be dispatched…</i>

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<i>…as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only and at no extra[br]cost our mums come equipped…</i>

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<i>…with moral boosting capabilities.</i>

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And, I can’t even believe that he broke up[br]with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you’re hungry,...</i>

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<i>....cold,...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love,...</i>

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<i>why not hire a mum.</i>