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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.51,0:00:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you rental dad\Nan exciting new development…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.76,0:00:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…in parental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.51,0:00:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours \Nwith no sustenance?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.76,0:00:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hire-a-mum provides regular support \Nwhen you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.19,0:00:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs,\Nhire-a-mum has you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the chef mum with 25 years \Nrestaurant experience who can whip you…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.14,0:00:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…up healthy and nutritious meal\Nfor only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.90,0:00:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the tradie mum\Nwho can fix anything and everything…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.15,0:00:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…including the kitchen sink.\NMore reliable than a plumber or builder…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.40,0:00:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain, \Nonly $75 an hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.01,0:01:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the tutor mum with PhDs in\Nmathematics, business, and psychology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.69,0:01:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Able to help you with your university \Nassignments for the low low price...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.94,0:01:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…of $100 per hour per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.33,0:01:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientists have been working day and\Nnight to bring you patented temperature…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.85,0:01:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,—Bye mum! \N—Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.75,0:01:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.93,0:01:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our mums are standing by\Nwaiting to be dispatched…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.18,0:01:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…as soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.38,0:01:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only and at no extra\Ncost our mums come equipped…{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.64,0:01:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}…with moral boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.26,0:01:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, I can’t even believe that he broke up\Nwith me, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.52,0:01:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.51,0:02:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So next time you’re hungry,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.51,0:02:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}....cold,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.81,0:02:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}why not hire a mum.{\i0}