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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the people who brought you rental dad,\Nan exciting new development…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…in parental technology.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you find yourself working long hours \Nwith no sustenance?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hire a mum provides regular support \Nwhen you need it most.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what your needs,\Nhire a mum has you covered.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the chef mum \Nwith 25 years restaurant experience…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…who can whip you up healthy\Nand nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also have the tradie mum\Nwho can fix anything and everything…
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…including the kitchen sink\Nmore reliable than a plumber or builder
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain \Nonly $75 an hour
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the tutor mum with phds\Nin mathematics, business, and psychology
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Able to help with your university assignments\Nfor the low low price
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of $100 per hour per subject\NOur scientists have been working
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day and night to bring you\Npatented temperature control technology
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye now \Njust wait
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of our mums are standing by\Nwaiting to be dispatched
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as you call\NFor a limited time only
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at no extra cost our mums\Ncome equipped with moral boosting capabilities
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can’t even believe that he broke up\Nwith me, you know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.\NSo next time you’re hungry, cold,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or just need some love, \Nwhy not hire a mum.