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From the people who brought you rental dad,
an exciting new development…

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…in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself working long hours 
with no sustenance?

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Hire a mum provides regular support 
when you need it most.

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Ah, thank you.

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No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.

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We have the chef mum 
with 25 years restaurant experience…

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…who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.

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We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…

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…including the kitchen sink
more reliable than a plumber or builder

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Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain 
only $75 an hour

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We have the tutor mum with phds
in mathematics, business, and psychology

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Able to help with your university assignments
for the low low price

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of $100 per hour per subject
Our scientists have been working

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Day and night to bring you
patented temperature control technology

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Bye now 
just wait

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All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched

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As soon as you call
For a limited time only

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And at no extra cost our mums
come equipped with moral boosting capabilities

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And I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know

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I know.
So next time you’re hungry, cold,

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Or just need some love, 
why not hire a mum.