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From the people who brought you rental dad,[br]an exciting new development…

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…in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself working long hours [br]with no sustenance?

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Hire a mum provides regular support [br]when you need it most.

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Ah, thank you.

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No matter what your needs,[br]hire a mum has you covered.

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We have the chef mum [br]with 25 years restaurant experience…

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…who can whip you up healthy[br]and nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.

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We also have the tradie mum[br]who can fix anything and everything…

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…including the kitchen sink[br]more reliable than a plumber or builder

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Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain [br]only $75 an hour

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We have the tutor mum with phds[br]in mathematics, business, and psychology

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Able to help you with your university work[br]for the low low price

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of $100 per hour per subject[br]Our scientists have been working

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Day and night to bring you[br]patented temperature control technology

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Bye now [br]just wait

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All of our mums are standing by[br]waiting to be dispatched

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As soon as you call[br]For a limited time only

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And at no extra cost our mums[br]come equipped with moral boosting capabilities

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And I can’t even believe that he broke up[br]with me, you know

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I know.[br]So next time you’re hungry, cold,

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Or just need some love, [br]why not hire a mum.