From the people who brought you rental dad,
an exciting new development…

…in parental technology.

Do you find yourself working long hours 
with no sustenance?

Hire a mum provides regular support 
when you need it most.

Ah, thank you.

No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.

We have the chef mum 
with 25 years restaurant experience…

…who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.

We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…

…including the kitchen sink
more reliable than a plumber or builder

Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain 
only $75 an hour

We have the tutor mum with phds
in mathematics, business, and psychology

Able to help you with your university work
for the low low price

of $100 per hour per subject
Our scientists have been working

Day and night to bring you
patented temperature control technology

Bye now 
just wait

All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched

As soon as you call
For a limited time only

And at no extra cost our mums
come equipped with moral boosting capabilities

And I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know

I know.
So next time you’re hungry, cold,

Or just need some love, 
why not hire a mum.