From the people who brought you rental dad an exciting new development…
…in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours with no sustenance?
Hire a mum provides regular support when you need it most.
Ah, thank you.
No matter what your needs, hire a mum has you covered.
We have the chef mum with 25 years restaurant experience…
…who can whip you up healthy and nutritious meals...
…for only $50 a serving.
We also have the tradie mum who can fix anything and everything…
…including the kitchen sink more reliable than a plumber or builder...
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain only $75 an hour.
We have the tutor mum with PhDs in mathematics, business, and psychology.
Able to help you with your university assignments for the low low price...
…of $100 per hour per subject.
Our scientists have been working day and night to bring you...
…patented temperature control technology.
—Bye mum! —Just wait.
Bye now.
All of our mums are standing by waiting to be dispatched
As soon as you call
For a limited time only And at no extra cost, our mums...
come equipped with moral boosting capabilities
And I can’t even believe that he broke up with me, you know
I know.
So next time you’re hungry,...
....cold,...
...or just need some love,...
why not hire a mum.