From the people who brought you rental dad
an exciting new development…
…in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
Ah, thank you.
No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.
We have the chef mum
with 25 years restaurant experience…
…who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals...
…for only $50 a serving.
We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…
…including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder…
…tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain,
only $75 an hour.
We have the tutor mum with PhDs
in mathematics, business, and psychology.
Able to help you with your university
assignments for the low low price...
…of $100 per hour per subject.
Our scientists have been working
day and night to bring you...
…patented temperature control technology.
—Bye mum!
—Just wait.
Bye now.
All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…
…as soon as you call.
For a limited time only
And at no extra cost, our mums...
come equipped with moral
boosting capabilities.
And, I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?
I know.
So next time you’re hungry,...
....cold,...
...or just need some love,...
why not hire a mum.