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From the people who brought you rental dad
an exciting new development…

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…in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself working long hours 
with no sustenance?

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Hire a mum provides regular support 
when you need it most.

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Ah, thank you.

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No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.

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We have the chef mum with 25 years 
restaurant experience who can whip you…

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…up healthy and nutritious meal
for only $50 a serving.

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We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…

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…including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder…

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…tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain, 
only $75 an hour.

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We have the tutor mum with PhDs in
mathematics, business, and psychology.

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Able to help you with your university 
assignments for the low low price...

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…of $100 per hour per subject.

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Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you patented temperature…

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…control technology.

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—Bye mum! 
—Just wait.

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Bye now.

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All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…

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…as soon as you call.

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For a limited time only and at no extra
cost our mums come equipped…

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…with moral boosting capabilities.

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And, I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?

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I know.

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So next time you’re hungry,...

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....cold,...

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...or just need some love,...

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why not hire a mum.