- [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen...
(slam)
(Bread laughs/coughs)
- [Banana] We got 'em.
- [Bread] Wwwhat?
(Banana laughs)
- [Bread] You've asked for it.
It is here.
- [Banana] Alright.
To give you a brief overview...
there's a bomb.
You have to complete the modules.
You don't wanna get strikes.
And that's about it.
- [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up.
- [Banana] Don't blow up.
- [Bread] Basically... yeah.
Pivotal rule.
- [Banana] I gotta keep talking.
Or...
- [Bread] Or...
Or nobody explodes?
- [Banana] "Keep Talking And
Nobody Explodes"
- [Bread] Ah okay, my bad.
- [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking
Or nobody explodes, like wait...
I have a choice here. Hold on.
- [Bread] We- we would kill people.
- [Banana] Yeah.
- [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever.
And for visual pleasure,
cause I'm not closing this book again,
just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4
right there.
(Bread laughs)
- [Banana] Alright, we're ready.
(Bread burps)
- [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready.
- [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude.
- [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb"
- [Banana] The First Bomb?
- [Bread] Are we ready?
- [Banana] Is there like levels?
How does this work?
I've never opened the game.
- [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere.
Let's just hope it doesn't end here too."
Five minutes. Three modules.
Three strikes.
- [Banana] Okay.
- [Bread] We have no best time.
We'll just speedrun this sh*t?
- [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna-
We're gonna finish it
with a minute and ten seconds left.
- [Bread] Okay!
- [Banana] Yeah.
- [Bread] How many strikes?
- [Banana] All of them.
(Both laugh)
- [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes
only. You are not allowed to look at
the Bomb Defusal Manual."
- [Banana] Yep.
- [Bread] The computer's
pretty perfectly normal
- [Banana] Yeah no.
He- he can't see anything right now.
What?
- [Bread] I'm in a dark room and
it's 16:05.
Okay, I can highlight stuff
but everything's black.
(light on)
(Bread gasps)
- [Bread] The light turned on.
(bomb beeping starts)
It's going down.
Okay. Counting down
- [Banana] There's a bomb?
- [Bread Yep.
- [Banana] Alright. What are you looking
at right now? Do you see a timer?
- [Bread] I'm seeing a timer.
There is also four symbols in the middle.
The bottom left is like a smiley face
with a tongue.
Uhh, there's like-
- [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape
or is it like a normal square?
- [Bread] It's a square.
- [Banana] Jesus Christ.
Okay. There's symbols?
- [Bread] Yes.
- [Banana] "On the subject of keypads,
Only one combo below-" okay.
Read off the-
is it- is it like-
like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2.
- [Bread] Yeah.
2 by 2.
- [Banana] Alright.
What's- what's one of the symbols?
- [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face
- [Banana] Wait wait.
- [Bread] with the tongue out.
- [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out.
Okay.
- [Bread] Top right is a letter b
with a line through the like-
the lowercase letter b with a line
through it.
- [Banana] Okay so like an
upside down g.
- [Bread] Nnnnnno.
- [Banana] Looks like a six.
- [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah.
- [Banana] Okay.
We got a six.
- [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an
X with an I in it
like the letter I.
- [Banana] X with the letter I in it.
- [Bread] And then...
- [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X
with the letter I in it.
- [Bread] It's like a fancy X
with the letter I in it
or like an I with two... like parentheses
on either side.