0:00:00.055,0:00:00.984 - [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen... 0:00:01.198,0:00:01.476 (slam) 0:00:02.250,0:00:02.952 (Bread laughs/coughs) 0:00:02.977,0:00:03.438 - [Banana] We got 'em. 0:00:03.517,0:00:04.194 - [Bread] Wwwhat? 0:00:04.266,0:00:04.575 (Banana laughs) 0:00:04.671,0:00:05.741 - [Bread] You've asked for it. 0:00:05.972,0:00:06.924 It is here. 0:00:07.042,0:00:09.161 - [Banana] Alright.[br]To give you a brief overview... 0:00:09.684,0:00:10.684 there's a bomb. 0:00:11.208,0:00:12.652 You have to complete the modules. 0:00:12.914,0:00:14.694 You don't wanna get strikes. 0:00:14.843,0:00:15.835 And that's about it. 0:00:16.000,0:00:17.351 - [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up. 0:00:17.375,0:00:18.601 - [Banana] Don't blow up.[br]- [Bread] Basically... yeah. 0:00:18.927,0:00:20.728 Pivotal rule.[br]- [Banana] I gotta keep talking. 0:00:20.831,0:00:21.831 Or...[br]- [Bread] Or... 0:00:22.315,0:00:23.291 Or nobody explodes? 0:00:23.442,0:00:24.743 - [Banana] "Keep Talking And[br]Nobody Explodes" 0:00:24.784,0:00:26.370 - [Bread] Ah okay, my bad.[br]- [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking 0:00:26.395,0:00:28.188 Or nobody explodes, like wait... 0:00:28.424,0:00:30.074 I have a choice here. Hold on.[br]- [Bread] We- we would kill people. 0:00:30.099,0:00:31.622 - [Banana] Yeah.[br]- [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever. 0:00:31.702,0:00:33.964 And for visual pleasure,[br]cause I'm not closing this book again, 0:00:33.989,0:00:35.535 just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4[br]right there. 0:00:35.585,0:00:37.011 (Bread laughs)[br]- [Banana] Alright, we're ready. 0:00:37.167,0:00:38.186 (Bread burps) 0:00:38.211,0:00:39.811 - [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready.[br]- [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude. 0:00:39.853,0:00:41.821 - [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb" 0:00:42.067,0:00:42.829 - [Banana] The First Bomb? 0:00:42.855,0:00:44.037 - [Bread] Are we ready?[br]- [Banana] Is there like levels? 0:00:44.042,0:00:45.426 How does this work?[br]I've never opened the game. 0:00:45.450,0:00:48.513 - [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere.[br]Let's just hope it doesn't end here too." 0:00:48.553,0:00:50.616 Five minutes. Three modules.[br]Three strikes. 0:00:51.077,0:00:52.503 - [Banana] Okay.[br]- [Bread] We have no best time. 0:00:52.749,0:00:54.066 We'll just speedrun this sh*t? 0:00:54.107,0:00:55.345 - [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna- 0:00:55.370,0:00:57.575 We're gonna finish it[br]with a minute and ten seconds left. 0:00:57.694,0:00:58.051 - [Bread] Okay![br]- [Banana] Yeah. 0:00:58.178,0:00:58.662 - [Bread] How many strikes? 0:01:00.083,0:01:01.694 - [Banana] All of them.[br](Both laugh) 0:01:01.728,0:01:03.553 - [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes[br]only. You are not allowed to look at 0:01:03.577,0:01:04.482 the Bomb Defusal Manual." 0:01:04.736,0:01:05.612 - [Banana] Yep.[br]- [Bread] The computer's 0:01:05.620,0:01:06.421 pretty perfectly normal[br]- [Banana] Yeah no. 0:01:06.453,0:01:07.850 He- he can't see anything right now. 0:01:08.056,0:01:08.857 What?[br]- [Bread] I'm in a dark room and 0:01:08.882,0:01:09.604 it's 16:05. 0:01:11.376,0:01:12.980 Okay, I can highlight stuff[br]but everything's black. 0:01:13.052,0:01:13.353 (light on) 0:01:13.464,0:01:13.726 (Bread gasps) 0:01:13.790,0:01:14.400 - [Bread] The light turned on. 0:01:15.004,0:01:15.257 (bomb beeping starts) 0:01:15.583,0:01:17.178 It's going down.[br]Okay. Counting down 0:01:17.208,0:01:18.091 - [Banana] There's a bomb?[br]- [Bread Yep. 0:01:18.127,0:01:19.817 - [Banana] Alright. What are you looking[br]at right now? Do you see a timer? 0:01:20.126,0:01:22.921 - [Bread] I'm seeing a timer.[br]There is also four symbols in the middle. 0:01:23.094,0:01:25.205 The bottom left is like a smiley face[br]with a tongue. 0:01:25.507,0:01:27.268 Uhh, there's like-[br]- [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape 0:01:27.292,0:01:28.165 or is it like a normal square? 0:01:28.197,0:01:28.871 - [Bread] It's a square. 0:01:30.229,0:01:31.820 - [Banana] Jesus Christ.[br]Okay. There's symbols? 0:01:31.987,0:01:33.288 - [Bread] Yes.[br]- [Banana] "On the subject of keypads, 0:01:33.376,0:01:34.496 Only one combo below-" okay. 0:01:34.575,0:01:35.714 Read off the-[br]is it- is it like- 0:01:35.786,0:01:37.571 like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2.[br]- [Bread] Yeah. 0:01:37.730,0:01:38.167 2 by 2.[br]- [Banana] Alright. 0:01:38.239,0:01:39.524 What's- what's one of the symbols? 0:01:39.556,0:01:40.897 - [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face 0:01:40.897,0:01:41.543 - [Banana] Wait wait.[br]- [Bread] with the tongue out. 0:01:41.559,0:01:42.995 - [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out.[br]Okay. 0:01:43.044,0:01:46.948 - [Bread] Top right is a letter b[br]with a line through the like- 0:01:47.020,0:01:48.448 the lowercase letter b with a line[br]through it. 0:01:48.464,0:01:49.645 - [Banana] Okay so like an[br]upside down g. 0:01:50.240,0:01:52.462 - [Bread] Nnnnnno.[br]- [Banana] Looks like a six. 0:01:53.105,0:01:54.446 - [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah.[br]- [Banana] Okay. 0:01:54.531,0:01:56.159 We got a six.[br]- [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an 0:01:56.190,0:01:57.230 X with an I in it 0:01:57.442,0:01:58.434 like the letter I. 0:01:59.538,0:02:00.841 - [Banana] X with the letter I in it. 0:02:02.309,0:02:03.044 - [Bread] And then... 0:02:03.833,0:02:05.471 - [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X[br]with the letter I in it. 0:02:05.531,0:02:07.997 - [Bread] It's like a fancy X[br]with the letter I in it 0:02:08.077,0:02:11.501 or like an I with two... like parentheses[br]on either side.