1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:00,984 - [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen... 2 00:00:01,198 --> 00:00:01,476 (slam) 3 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:02,952 (Bread laughs/coughs) 4 00:00:02,977 --> 00:00:03,438 - [Banana] We got 'em. 5 00:00:03,517 --> 00:00:04,194 - [Bread] Wwwhat? 6 00:00:04,266 --> 00:00:04,575 (Banana laughs) 7 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:05,741 - [Bread] You've asked for it. 8 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:06,924 It is here. 9 00:00:07,042 --> 00:00:09,161 - [Banana] Alright. To give you a brief overview... 10 00:00:09,684 --> 00:00:10,684 there's a bomb. 11 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:12,652 You have to complete the modules. 12 00:00:12,914 --> 00:00:14,694 You don't wanna get strikes. 13 00:00:14,843 --> 00:00:15,835 And that's about it. 14 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,351 - [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up. 15 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:18,601 - [Banana] Don't blow up. - [Bread] Basically... yeah. 16 00:00:18,927 --> 00:00:20,728 Pivotal rule. - [Banana] I gotta keep talking. 17 00:00:20,831 --> 00:00:21,831 Or... - [Bread] Or... 18 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:23,291 Or nobody explodes? 19 00:00:23,442 --> 00:00:24,743 - [Banana] "Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes" 20 00:00:24,784 --> 00:00:26,370 - [Bread] Ah okay, my bad. - [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking 21 00:00:26,395 --> 00:00:28,188 Or nobody explodes, like wait... 22 00:00:28,424 --> 00:00:30,074 I have a choice here. Hold on. - [Bread] We- we would kill people. 23 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,622 - [Banana] Yeah. - [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever. 24 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:33,964 And for visual pleasure, cause I'm not closing this book again, 25 00:00:33,989 --> 00:00:35,535 just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4 right there. 26 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:37,011 (Bread laughs) - [Banana] Alright, we're ready. 27 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,186 (Bread burps) 28 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:39,811 - [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready. - [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude. 29 00:00:39,853 --> 00:00:41,821 - [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb" 30 00:00:42,067 --> 00:00:42,829 - [Banana] The First Bomb? 31 00:00:42,855 --> 00:00:44,037 - [Bread] Are we ready? - [Banana] Is there like levels? 32 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:45,426 How does this work? I've never opened the game. 33 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:48,513 - [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere. Let's just hope it doesn't end here too." 34 00:00:48,553 --> 00:00:50,616 Five minutes. Three modules. Three strikes. 35 00:00:51,077 --> 00:00:52,503 - [Banana] Okay. - [Bread] We have no best time. 36 00:00:52,749 --> 00:00:54,066 We'll just speedrun this sh*t? 37 00:00:54,107 --> 00:00:55,345 - [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna- 38 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:57,575 We're gonna finish it with a minute and ten seconds left. 39 00:00:57,694 --> 00:00:58,051 - [Bread] Okay! - [Banana] Yeah. 40 00:00:58,178 --> 00:00:58,662 - [Bread] How many strikes? 41 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,694 - [Banana] All of them. (Both laugh) 42 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,553 - [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes only. You are not allowed to look at 43 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:04,482 the Bomb Defusal Manual." 44 00:01:04,736 --> 00:01:05,612 - [Banana] Yep. - [Bread] The computer's 45 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,421 pretty perfectly normal - [Banana] Yeah no. 46 00:01:06,453 --> 00:01:07,850 He- he can't see anything right now. 47 00:01:08,056 --> 00:01:08,857 What? - [Bread] I'm in a dark room and 48 00:01:08,882 --> 00:01:09,604 it's 16:05. 49 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:12,980 Okay, I can highlight stuff but everything's black. 50 00:01:13,052 --> 00:01:13,353 (light on) 51 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:13,726 (Bread gasps) 52 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:14,400 - [Bread] The light turned on. 53 00:01:15,004 --> 00:01:15,257 (bomb beeping starts) 54 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,178 It's going down. Okay. Counting down 55 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:18,091 - [Banana] There's a bomb? - [Bread Yep. 56 00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:19,817 - [Banana] Alright. What are you looking at right now? Do you see a timer? 57 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:22,921 - [Bread] I'm seeing a timer. There is also four symbols in the middle. 58 00:01:23,094 --> 00:01:25,205 The bottom left is like a smiley face with a tongue. 59 00:01:25,507 --> 00:01:27,268 Uhh, there's like- - [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape 60 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:28,165 or is it like a normal square? 61 00:01:28,197 --> 00:01:28,871 - [Bread] It's a square. 62 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:31,820 - [Banana] Jesus Christ. Okay. There's symbols? 63 00:01:31,987 --> 00:01:33,288 - [Bread] Yes. - [Banana] "On the subject of keypads, 64 00:01:33,376 --> 00:01:34,496 Only one combo below-" okay. 65 00:01:34,575 --> 00:01:35,714 Read off the- is it- is it like- 66 00:01:35,786 --> 00:01:37,571 like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2. - [Bread] Yeah. 67 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:38,167 2 by 2. - [Banana] Alright. 68 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:39,524 What's- what's one of the symbols? 69 00:01:39,556 --> 00:01:40,897 - [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face 70 00:01:40,897 --> 00:01:41,543 - [Banana] Wait wait. - [Bread] with the tongue out. 71 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,995 - [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out. Okay. 72 00:01:43,044 --> 00:01:46,948 - [Bread] Top right is a letter b with a line through the like- 73 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,448 the lowercase letter b with a line through it. 74 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:49,645 - [Banana] Okay so like an upside down g. 75 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,462 - [Bread] Nnnnnno. - [Banana] Looks like a six. 76 00:01:53,105 --> 00:01:54,446 - [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah. - [Banana] Okay. 77 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,159 We got a six. - [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an 78 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:57,230 X with an I in it 79 00:01:57,442 --> 00:01:58,434 like the letter I. 80 00:01:59,538 --> 00:02:00,841 - [Banana] X with the letter I in it. 81 00:02:02,309 --> 00:02:03,044 - [Bread] And then... 82 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,471 - [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X with the letter I in it. 83 00:02:05,531 --> 00:02:07,997 - [Bread] It's like a fancy X with the letter I in it 84 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:11,501 or like an I with two... like parentheses on either side.