[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.06,0:00:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.20,0:00:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slam)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.25,0:00:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bread laughs/coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.98,0:00:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] We got 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.52,0:00:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Wwwhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.27,0:00:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Banana laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.67,0:00:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] You've asked for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.97,0:00:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.04,0:00:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Alright.\NTo give you a brief overview...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.68,0:00:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.21,0:00:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to complete the modules.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.91,0:00:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't wanna get strikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.84,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.38,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Don't blow up.\N- [Bread] Basically... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.93,0:00:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pivotal rule.\N- [Banana] I gotta keep talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.83,0:00:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or...\N- [Bread] Or...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.32,0:00:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or nobody explodes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.44,0:00:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] "Keep Talking {\i1}And{\i0}\NNobody Explodes"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.78,0:00:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Ah okay, my bad.\N- [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.40,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or nobody explodes, like wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.42,0:00:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a choice here. Hold on.\N- [Bread] We- we would kill people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.10,0:00:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Yeah.\N- [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.70,0:00:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for visual pleasure,\Ncause I'm not closing this book again,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.99,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4\Nright there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.58,0:00:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bread laughs)\N- [Banana] Alright, we're ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bread burps)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.21,0:00:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready.\N- [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.07,0:00:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] The First Bomb?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.86,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Are we ready?\N- [Banana] Is there like levels?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does this work?\NI've never opened the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.45,0:00:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere.\NLet's just hope it doesn't end here too."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.55,0:00:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five minutes. Three modules.\NThree strikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.08,0:00:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Okay.\N- [Bread] We have no best time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.75,0:00:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll just speedrun this sh*t?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.11,0:00:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.37,0:00:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna finish it\Nwith a minute and ten seconds left.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.69,0:00:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Okay!\N- [Banana] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.18,0:00:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] How many strikes?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] All of them.\N(Both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.73,0:01:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes\Nonly. You are not allowed to look at
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Bomb Defusal Manual."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.74,0:01:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Yep.\N- [Bread] The computer's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.62,0:01:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty perfectly normal\N- [Banana] Yeah no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.45,0:01:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He- he  can't see anything right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.06,0:01:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\N- [Bread] I'm in a dark room and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.88,0:01:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,  it's 16:05.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.38,0:01:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I can highlight stuff\Nbut everything's black.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.05,0:01:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(light on)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.46,0:01:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bread gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.79,0:01:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] The light turned on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bomb beeping starts)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's going down.\NOkay. Counting down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.21,0:01:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] There's a bomb?\N- [Bread Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.13,0:01:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Alright. What are you looking\Nat right now? Do you see a timer?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] I'm seeing a timer.\NThere is also four symbols in the middle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.09,0:01:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bottom left is like a smiley face\Nwith a tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.51,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh, there's like-\N- [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.29,0:01:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or is it like a normal square?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.20,0:01:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] It's a square.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.23,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Jesus Christ.\NOkay. There's symbols?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.99,0:01:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Yes.\N- [Banana] "On the subject of keypads,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.38,0:01:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only one combo below-" okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.58,0:01:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Read off the-\Nis it- is it like-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.79,0:01:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2.\N- [Bread] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 by 2.\N- [Banana] Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.24,0:01:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's- what's one of the symbols?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.56,0:01:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.90,0:01:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Wait wait.\N- [Bread] with the tongue out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.56,0:01:42.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.04,0:01:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Top right is a letter b\Nwith a line through the like-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.02,0:01:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lowercase letter b with a line\Nthrough it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.46,0:01:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Okay so like an\Nupside down g.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.24,0:01:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Nnnnnno.\N- [Banana] Looks like a six.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.10,0:01:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah.\N- [Banana] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.53,0:01:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got a six.\N- [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.19,0:01:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,X with an I in it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.44,0:01:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the letter I.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.54,0:02:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] X with the letter I in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.31,0:02:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] And then...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.83,0:02:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X\Nwith the letter I in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.53,0:02:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Bread] It's like a fancy X\Nwith the letter I in it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.08,0:02:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or like an I with two... like parentheses\Non either side.