- [Banana] Ladies and gentlemen...

(slam)

(Bread laughs/coughs)

- [Banana] We got 'em.

- [Bread] Wwwhat?

(Banana laughs)

- [Bread] You've asked for it.

It is here.

- [Banana] Alright.
To give you a brief overview...

there's a bomb.

You have to complete the modules.

You don't wanna get strikes.

And that's about it.

- [Bread] Eh-heh. Don't blow up.

- [Banana] Don't blow up.
- [Bread] Basically... yeah.

Pivotal rule.
- [Banana] I gotta keep talking.

Or...
- [Bread] Or...

Or nobody explodes?

- [Banana] "Keep Talking <i>And</i>
Nobody Explodes"

- [Bread] Ah okay, my bad.
- [Banana] (inaudible) ...Keep talking

Or nobody explodes, like wait...

I have a choice here. Hold on.
- [Bread] We- we would kill people.

- [Banana] Yeah.
- [Bread] Can't shut the f*ck up ever.

And for visual pleasure,
cause I'm not closing this book again,

just pretend there isn't a 2 x 4
right there.

(Bread laughs)
- [Banana] Alright, we're ready.

(Bread burps)

- [Bread] Oh my god. I'm not ready.
- [Banana] Holy ff*ck, dude.

- [Bread] "1.3 The First Bomb"

- [Banana] The First Bomb?

- [Bread] Are we ready?
- [Banana] Is there like levels?

How does this work?
I've never opened the game.

- [Bread] "Everyone has to start somewhere.
Let's just hope it doesn't end here too."

Five minutes. Three modules.
Three strikes.

- [Banana] Okay.
- [Bread] We have no best time.

We'll just speedrun this sh*t?

- [Banana] Dude, ri- we're gonna-

We're gonna finish it
with a minute and ten seconds left.

- [Bread] Okay!
- [Banana] Yeah.

- [Bread] How many strikes?

- [Banana] All of them.
(Both laugh)

- [Bread] "This screen is for your eyes
only. You are not allowed to look at

the Bomb Defusal Manual."

- [Banana] Yep.
- [Bread] The computer's

pretty perfectly normal
- [Banana] Yeah no.

He- he  can't see anything right now.

What?
- [Bread] I'm in a dark room and

it's 16:05.

Okay, I can highlight stuff
but everything's black.

(light on)

(Bread gasps)

- [Bread] The light turned on.

(bomb beeping starts)

It's going down.
Okay. Counting down

- [Banana] There's a bomb?
- [Bread Yep.

- [Banana] Alright. What are you looking
at right now? Do you see a timer?

- [Bread] I'm seeing a timer.
There is also four symbols in the middle.

The bottom left is like a smiley face
with a tongue.

Uhh, there's like-
- [Banana] Wait. Is there a diamond shape

or is it like a normal square?

- [Bread] It's a square.

- [Banana] Jesus Christ.
Okay. There's symbols?

- [Bread] Yes.
- [Banana] "On the subject of keypads,

Only one combo below-" okay.

Read off the-
is it- is it like-

like a 2 by 2 like a Rubik Cube? 2 by 2.
- [Bread] Yeah.

2 by 2.
- [Banana] Alright.

What's- what's one of the symbols?

- [Bread] Uh- bottom left is a smiley face

- [Banana] Wait wait.
- [Bread] with the tongue out.

- [Banana] Smiley face with the tongue out.
Okay.

- [Bread] Top right is a letter b
with a line through the like-

the lowercase letter b with a line
through it.

- [Banana] Okay so like an
upside down g.

- [Bread] Nnnnnno.
- [Banana] Looks like a six.

- [Bread] Kinda. Yeah yeah yeah.
- [Banana] Okay.

We got a six.
- [Bread] Uh so after that is kinda like an

X with an I in it

like the letter I.

- [Banana] X with the letter I in it.

- [Bread] And then...

- [Banana] Wait. I don't see an X
with the letter I in it.

- [Bread] It's like a fancy X
with the letter I in it

or like an I with two... like parentheses
on either side.